Death Clock

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Andria Kilgore, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Andria Kilgore

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    http://www.death-clock.org

    Here are my results. I answered truthfully, with DOB (October 9, 1977), smoking habit (like a chimney, I'm a 22-year chain smoker, smoking since I was 13), Body Mass index <25 (I'm 5'6" and 151 pounds), outlook on life (suicidal, due to my self-destructive habits) and country (Amerika)

     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    So you've got six months and a day to destroy your body like you've never destroyed it before.

     
  3. luvur

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    I'll be 23 on the 31st. I smoke a pack (or less, maybe a little more than half) a day of cigarettes. Drink a couple times a week, BMI of 21.9. Of course they didn't ask about any other drugs, but w/e. I think 62 is pretty good considering. Not like I'm making plans based on it though.
     
  4. luvur

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    sounds like a challenge
     
  5. scumhook

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    Been nice knowing you.

    On you birthday, you need to be somewhere public or better yet, having just graduated from flight school, piloting a plane around NYC.
     
  6. Sublime

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    Friday, 21st of April, 2073, age 85.

    Fuck yeah.
     
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    Kill yourself right now and show that Death Clock who's in charge of your life.
     
  8. Andria Kilgore

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    I'll be going to Las Vegas on the 1st week of October for my 35th birthday, but actually planned the trip around my 33rd birthday. I'll try to make it a great trip and do as much as possible since it might be my last birthday. I may even fuck some prostitutes...

    Sounds great. I'll be having more opiate cough syrups and veterinary drugs smuggled over the border by my junkie's connections, doctor-shop even more, troll for dead people's OxyContin, Fentanyl and tranks, drink even more alcohol and smoke even more cigarettes. (Dead serious here)
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 26th December 2068
    you will live to be 80 years, 10 months and 22 days old!
     
  10. Moscow

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    Test taken: Friday, 16th March 2012.
    At time of testing you are 18 years, 6 months and 21 days old.

    Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 7th November 2062

    You will live to be 69 years, 2 months and 14 days old!
     
  11. Rape Train

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    The death clock doesn't know shit. I plan on outliving all of you.
     
  12. kibou

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    Test taken: Friday, 16th March 2012. At time of testing you are 17 years, 3 months and 10 days old.

    Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 8th January 2083
     
  13. Rape Train

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    Bullshit. We all know you'll an hero by the end of the decade.
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Great_War

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  15. Ronny

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    Test taken: Friday, 16th March 2012. At time of testing you are 21 years, 9 months and 5 days old.

    Based on our calculations you will die on: Saturday, 16th September 2062

    You will live to be 72 years, 3 months and 5 days old!

    kinda old
     
  16. Sqigur

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    Your death is on my birthday :)
     
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    Seems legit.
     
  18. Atomic_Joe

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    Best present ever, amirite?
     
  19. skylerconcarne

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    At time of testing you are 21 years, 5 months and 14 days old.

    Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 5th April 2040

    I'm 22... That site can't even calculate dates right.
     
  20. luvur

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    We should get together. Your birthday present could be my deathday one. ;)

    :(
     
  21. Atomic_Joe

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    Apparently, I was supposed to die 6 months ago.

    Fate can suck my dick.
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'd be lying if I said I had no idea you had such an unhealthy lifestyle.
     
  23. Atomic_Joe

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    I think it may have something to do with the weapons grade epinephrine pens I used to abuse on a daily basis.
     
  24. MrGask

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    You die the day after my birthday.
     
  25. Andria Kilgore

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    A late birthday present, if you will.
     
  26. Baya Rae 4900

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    That joke's been done. Fuck off.
     
  27. Andria Kilgore

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    Go fuck yourself.