death by waifu

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  1. minty

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    if he'd have stored it on a hard drive, he'd still be alive

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    He died with the longest erection in Japan
    2 inches
     
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    I'd love to design his tombstone.. :meow:
     
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    Guess Porn can end your life.
     
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    So who did he give his collection to in his will?
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    I bet he died happy and with a smile on his face.

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    Japan? Are you kidding me!

    I would have thought the guy would have switched to a computer for his porn collection in Japan ages ago. Then instead of being klled by a funnel of falling prono mags he would have been killed by spilling his ramen on his overworked plug strip and been electrocuted.
     
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    He gave his laifu for his waifu.
     
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    the power of his bukkake blast couldn't force back the titty tsunami as it crashed down onto him.

    Fap in peace sir, fap in peace. You are a hero to us all.
    He's in his fifties, likes to see his full azn bush in print. Aint no substitute for the classics.
     
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    Well there ain't no substitute for space saving technology even classics that can be seen in digital print rather then bulky material print. Still I agree let him fap in peace to the great Bushido god in the sky of material canon rather then the (old) supposed material god we worship still today over the digital and robotic gods of tomorrow.
     
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    Well no not really as in Japan genitals have to be blurred out
     
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    I'm pretty sure it would be 5.08 cm in Japan.
     
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    Me on seeing headline: "That has to be bullshit"

    Me on seeing it was in Japan: "Oh"
     
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    Thats why they keep the bush, saves on blurring.
     
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    Literally tons of porn. :D
     
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    He could have stored that entire collection on an $8 thumb drive
     
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    Then the next level would be crushed by tons of thumb-drives filled with porn.
     
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    Holy fuckin shit!

    -6Tons of porn mags, how do you even find the one you want to "read"?
    -Also interessting: He was 50 at the time of his death, which lets us assume that he had at least 36 years of porn collecting time (since age 14), so he either never moved, or he had to take all his porn mags with him when he did... or he left them behind and this is his new collection, which would make it even more impressive.
    -If we assume that one of those porn magazines had 200grams, the whol collection must have consisted of at least 30.000 individual issues.
    -If those 30K pornmags would be sold at least for 0,10 $ they would be worth 3K, some may be worth more so the whole collection might be worth more than 1$ per issue, and exceed 30K$.
    -I wonder if his family sold the magazines or just threw em away.
    -I also wonder if he was collecting some wierd shit fetish pron, or the normal stuff.
    -Iam also quite sure he never ever had any guests over at his place "Whats that giant tower of paper in the other half of your appartement?", "Thats my porn collection!"
     
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    At least I didnt mock the death of a poor and lonely man who got killed by an avalanch of tity-mags.
     
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    because that man did not exist
     
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  29. AlexdG

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    You mean he was not lonely?