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Discussion in 'News' started by minty, Mar 3, 2017.

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  1. minty

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    toymaker

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    if he'd have stored it on a hard drive, he'd still be alive

    i'm awesome at rhyming
     
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  2. lotic

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    He died with the longest erection in Japan
    2 inches
     
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  3. feminist jazz hands

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    I'd love to design his tombstone.. :meow:
     
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  4. Guac_Emperor

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  5. Halfbreed

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    Guess Porn can end your life.
     
  6. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    So who did he give his collection to in his will?
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  7. Ed-209

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    I bet he died happy and with a smile on his face.

    :trollface:
     
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    Japan? Are you kidding me!

    I would have thought the guy would have switched to a computer for his porn collection in Japan ages ago. Then instead of being klled by a funnel of falling prono mags he would have been killed by spilling his ramen on his overworked plug strip and been electrocuted.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    He gave his laifu for his waifu.
     
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  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    the power of his bukkake blast couldn't force back the titty tsunami as it crashed down onto him.

    Fap in peace sir, fap in peace. You are a hero to us all.
    He's in his fifties, likes to see his full azn bush in print. Aint no substitute for the classics.
     
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    Well there ain't no substitute for space saving technology even classics that can be seen in digital print rather then bulky material print. Still I agree let him fap in peace to the great Bushido god in the sky of material canon rather then the (old) supposed material god we worship still today over the digital and robotic gods of tomorrow.
     
  12. Likeicare

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    Well no not really as in Japan genitals have to be blurred out
     
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  13. VordemgentSchenfelde

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    I'm pretty sure it would be 5.08 cm in Japan.
     
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    Me on seeing headline: "That has to be bullshit"

    Me on seeing it was in Japan: "Oh"
     
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    Thats why they keep the bush, saves on blurring.
     
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    Literally tons of porn. :D
     
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    He could have stored that entire collection on an $8 thumb drive
     
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  18. Call me Tim

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    Then the next level would be crushed by tons of thumb-drives filled with porn.
     
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  19. Likeicare

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