Dear girls, until the new /kitchen/ subforum is ready

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by oddguy, Aug 6, 2012.

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What your fave?

  1. Rubin.

    14.3%
  2. BLT.

    25.7%
  3. Club.

    17.1%
  4. Grilled Cheese.

    40.0%
  5. PBn'J.

    17.1%
  6. Sloppy Joe.

    22.9%
  7. Sub.

    17.1%
  8. Hoagie.

    14.3%
  9. Tea.

    22.9%
  10. Fuck you oddguy.

    54.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. oddguy

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    Wow. I didn't realise there were so many females (of the Human variety) on this forum. Thanks, Oddy. I guess I should've given the resident pervert his due.
     
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    i got a recipe for you

    take two pieces of whole wheat bread
    spread light mayo on one, put mustard on the other
    put a slice of ham, a piece of cheese, some cyanide, and a slice of turkey on the bread
    enjoy sammich
    follow with a glass of bleach if you're thirsty
     
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    Hey @oddguy
    I got a grilled cheese sandwich for you
    Just kneel down in front of me
    And peel the "bread" apart...
     
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    I don't get it... are you trying to be sexy or disgusting right now?
     
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    Take 2 slices of wheat bread. Cut slices of cheddar cheese and put it between the bread slices. Take 4 slices of pepperoni and stick them in the bread. Microwave it.
    Or, if you actually want something that won't make you fat, make a schlongwich for your female friend. Tell her not to forget to swallow all of the sauce.
     
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    It's a fine line.
    I was alluding to the fact that my unwashed vagina is similar in nature to a grilled cheese sandwich when you peel apart the festering pussy lips.

    Is that clear enough?
     
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    None of the "gurls" at EDF know how to cook. They are lazy good for nothings that like to GOTIS while eating their Weight Watchers 300 calorie or less meals then finish it off with a quart of chunky monkey ice cream and a liter of coke.
     
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    Diet coke.
     
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    no, fucker
    dr. pepper
     
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    No, I got that.

    Put your pants back on and return to the kitchen.
     
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    Slice of wheat, paprika or pepper, muenster cheese, turkey and ham, lettuce, bell peppers or tomatoes, 'Green Goddess' salad dressing and another slice of wheat.

    Or do all that without the lettuce and dressing then grill the shit out of it.
     
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    White thick sliced bread + cream cheese + peanut butter + mango chutney - this is the sandwich of the now.
     
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    bread, meat, veggies, mayo, mustard

    seasoned with a can of mace
     
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    They all should be saying hotdogs.

    [​IMG]
     
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    No, elaborate pls
     
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    uber, digny, oddy and maybe Ryfyle seem to have undergone the operation

    PARTY TIME!!!!

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    I'll bet your kitchen is a fucking mess.
     
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    Fuck. I voted for PBn'J cause I thought it said Pn'BJ
     
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    Ouch. That's, like, the worst thing you can say to a woman.
     
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    Fuck off, weeaboo. Why don't you go do more cosplay in your construction paper costumes?
     
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    Quality posting already I see.
     
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    What, do you have a yeast infection? You should use some Morning Paradise for your rank snatch.
     
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    Thanks, I can really feel the sarcasm.
     
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    No, i'm serious.

    Insulting Negi = Quality.
     
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    Really? Thanks!
    [​IMG]
     
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    No, my cunt is in use by the government for a miniature power plant project, and whenever I get aroused or think about cooking/cleaning, it has a tiny meltdown. Sometimes it mutates. At the moment, it sort of looks like @Khanzer is fighting to get out of it.

    You insensitive dickhead.