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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Stormtrooper, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Stormtrooper

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    Since your actions fly in the face of the Christian tenets of love, fraternity, understanding and forgiveness, have you considered joining the Imperial Cult? A person like you would be a proper fit for the God Emperor of Mankind.

    Imagine, if you will, a God Emperor that preaches Hate, Contempt, Wrath and Fury as admirable traits. A God Emperor that encourages violence against your inferiors, genocide against the unclean and alien.

    What are you waiting for? Talk your local Ecclesiarchy today!

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  2. Morbidorable

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    ...maybe he's just never heard of wh40k?
     
  3. Suiseiseki

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    ChristianWarrior is a deluded worldling. But at least he knows there's something beyond this reality we call "the real world". In a way, even if he's vile, deluded and borderline insane, he still is saner than followers of Dawkins & Hitchens.
     
  4. Morbidorable

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    those aren't really atheists anyway
    they're narcissists

    personally, i say god exists, and guess what? she hates everybody.

    EDIT: ESPECIALLY suiseiseki j/k ilu~
     
  5. ChristianWarrior94

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    I never said Christianity couldn't have love, understanding and all of that - plenty of people deserve that. You have many Christians out there who can teach you that, but very few can teach you what I teach.

    If it wasn't for that last part I would have been more angry, but some sense in you shows signs of hope.

    Come back with an actual belief and not a poor excuse for an insult.
     
  6. Morbidorable

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    i'm sorry if you find my beliefs insulting
    actually, no, i'm not sorry
    i find it hilarious and affirming
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Stop paying attention to him, best way to make him go away.
     
  8. ChristianWarrior94

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    No you can't be that stupid.
     
  9. Anone

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    He represent true modern Christianity.
     
  10. Morbidorable

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    Of course I'm not stupid, sweetie. I'm not the one who believes a Jewish guy from the Middle East was white-skinned, walked on the sea of Galilee, turned water into wine, got crucified, and rose from the dead. I'm not the one who thinks sending somebody to suffer for all eternity is the sort of thing a loving creator would do to His creations. I'm not the one who thinks a masculine deity would create anything living whatsoever.

    God is a vindictive, psychotic bitch with a 40-foot spiked strap-on. Lose your delusion and deal w/it.
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    True modern such as churches that uses Christian Alternative Rock for worship and preachers with their Jesus-Was-The-Man-And-We-Should-Ask-For-Forgiveness-And-Accept-Him-As-Our-Lord-And-Savior-Dude-So-Lets-Go-Headbang-Our-Way-To-Heaven stories?
     
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    i think 'true modern' was used in an ironic sense to refer to christain fundamentalists
     
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    No, I mean the ones that want to nuke the Middle East and let God sort it out.
     
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    What is it that you teach exactly? I've yet to really read one of your posts. Well, a few at first but those were just you constantly saying you weren't gay and whatnot. After that it just got old.
     
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    those are called fundamentalists, sweetie
    there's nothing 'modern' about being a hateful prick
     
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    That's basically what all of his posts are made of: faggotry bullshit
     
  17. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    You mad bro?
     
  18. Immortal_Cake

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    ...why would I be mad?
     
  19. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Cause I haven't had sex with you yet.
     
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    Creed and Confide helped ChristianWarrior94 find Jesus
     
  21. ChristianWarrior94

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    Neither am I, so who is it you speak of?
    I'm teaching people to fight for their faith, to put it shortly.

    Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21)
    Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood. (Jeremiah 48:10)
     
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    Christianity is ____insert word(s) here_______________
     
  23. Immortal_Cake

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    Christianity is a fistful of tacos.
     
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    A ZOMBIE CULT
     
  25. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Christianity, the only religion that promotes peace and pacifist ideals while not being a lazy Buddhist.
     
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    That being said, I would like to hear more hate speech's and less shit about you being gay. I give no fucks about that. So, maybe if you act more like a true follower I will accept your ways as my own. At this point however you don't seem to be wielding your sword of the good lords will very well, given that it's your mission to purge the non-believers. At least not to me.
     
  27. Immortal_Cake

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    Your efforts will be futile.
     
  28. ChristianWarrior94

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    That hasn't actually come up much because I have been ignoring the trolls lately.
     
  29. Immortal_Cake

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    You haven't been putting up a good effort, in doing that.
     
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    Still not enough hate and vengeance, fire and brimstone for one who quotes the book of Jeremiah.