Dead pony thread

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by skylerconcarne, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. skylerconcarne

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    Need moar dead ponies. The only good pony is a dead pony.
     
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    This is making me hungry.
     
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    Well done, you made me queasy, and that's not an easy thing to pull off....
    Why is it that Horses have such a MASSIVE Colon? i remember that photo of the dead horse hit by a car and it's guts burst out, and the colon ruptured leaking half formed SHIT everywhere.
    it was awesome.
     
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    UNPLEASANT HORSE! HE IS AN EVIL HHHOOORSSE!

     
  8. skylerconcarne

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    I'm just a guy that hates ponies.
     
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    I can't control my laughter. That is better than all the pictures.
     
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    OH MY FUCKING OH MY! HOW TERRIBLE!!!!
    That Car! could have been badly damaged!!
     
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    I request someone edit in Fluttershy and some other pony getting hit, over the top of that.
     
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    that horse car crash video is funny.

    one time my girlfriend was driving me and her girlfriend to the bar and im chugging a bag of steel reserves in the passenger seat.

    so we pass this highway in the middle of the city and out of fucking nowhere this entire flock of deer run in front of the car.

    i had told my girlfriend and anyone else ive rode in a car with that 'if something gets in your way you DO NOT SWERVE. you kill it or we lose control of the vehicle and kill ourselves.

    so thank god she plows through these motherfuckers and its like 'Thump THUMP thuMP THUMP!!! ThUMp!!! Thump!!!'

    we hit at least seven of them and they were flying over the hood and all kinds of shit.

    the girl in the back seat has her eyes covered and is crying and my girlfriend is in shock...

    and im sitting in the passenger seat chugging a steel reserve tall boy laughing my ass off. so before they can shake off the shock of what happened i yell THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
     
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    You should get Unpleasant Horse for your phone.
     
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    Awesome story bro, And fuck deer!
     
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    PONIES!
     
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    Bitches be postin on my thread while i sleep.
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    @Flu
    fucking tartlets ruin everything.
     
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    Man, I'd drill that pony in a heartbeat, even though Applejack is the hottest pony EVER. But I could get down with your special lady, sort of like a greasy appetizer before the DELICIOUS main course.

    I'll bet ponies have incredible assholes. Look how taut their skin is; it totally envelops their genitals, sealing completely over any hole. Picture putting your dick through an opening like that, and into a pony ass. It would feel like thick rubber with a velvet liner.
     
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    You are describing a bronies shameful secret fantasy.
     
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    Strange.. that's not what horse shit normally looks like, and i've been around horses for a long time when i was a kid, they shit big balls of grass, when they dried out they became hard and light, i used to pelt my friends with them.
     
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    If i was any dumber I think that would of turned me into a furry.
     
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    You ARE a furry.
     
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    Because the hatred for ponies is amazing.
     
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    And then watch...
     
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