Dead Gangster Accused Of Having Worst Nickname Ever

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-17600278
     
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    Back in my day gangsters had class.
     
  3. Harpoons

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    I can only imagine how he got that name.
     
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    he actually kinda looks like one
     
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    Psht, that's not as bad as "Trash Boat".
     
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    Having a nick like that will naturally lead to a lot of pent up rage. Can't fault him for going batshit.
     
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    It is men who honour titles, not titles that honour men. As far as I'm concerned it's better to have an affectionate nickname if you're going to be terrifying. The subliminally confused are easier to dominate.
     
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    "Pay ur debt faggot or Cuddles is gonna kill ur family"

    Sounds good to me
     
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    Your avatar is going to haunt my dreams.


    ...In a good way...
     
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    Sweet dreams, bro
     
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    He needs to be shoved up some fag's ass.
     
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    Criminals speak in euphemism. At least, the ones that aren't retarded do. So it'd be, "I hope you pay your debts or Cuddles will need to have a word with your wife and kids," or something like that. Euphemisms are much more terrifying because it allows the victim's imagination to run wild which causes them to have anxiety/desperation/etc. Add to this the victim trying to guess why people call him Cuddles and viola.