Dead Eel

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Seku, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. Seku

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    Okay, yesterday was Sunday, so I went to the Vera Cruz Fish House. They have the most fantastical scallop, except they give you like 5 cups of fucking carrots to go along with it. Anyways, after I was done, I went to check on the large fish tank in the back, the only tank with an eel in it. I looked around for it, and I finally found it in the back of the tank, stuck between a rock and a hard place.

    It was dead.

    I rushed to the counter where there was only one man on duty. I explained to him the eel was dead, and he needed to take it out and bury it or throw it away. He laughed in my face. I swear to god, I was about to slap his face off, but I calmed myself down enough to tell him how rude he was. He asked me to leave, so I did. I plan on coming back later to talk with someone else about the eel. It looked rotten too, it was turning colors and shit.

    Oh yeah, and I had a lucid dream, but that's for another thread.
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Eels are not for eating.
     
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    No tentacle rape. Shitty thread.
     
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    i thought yesterday your moms nigger boyfriend slapp fucked you and you wanted to fuck him ? what gives LIES thats wut. stfu .
     
  5. Seku

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  6. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Dead eel sounds like the name of a nu-metal band.
     
  7. beefrave

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    then explain your self. or we aint pals no mo .
     
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    Eels are actually pretty tasty...
     
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    Eels. Nature's dildo.
     
  10. hkh

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    i hope this is a joke.