Dead Dink's Family Faces Lawlsuit Over Actions of His Corpse

Discussion in 'News' started by molb*, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. molb*

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    An appeals court rules that Hiroyuki Joho, who was killed at a Chicago Metra station, can be held responsible after a portion of his body struck a woman on the platform.

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    What? It wasn't like he was intentionally trying to kill himself. What an asshole this lady is for suing his family.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Dats right. Just keep giving me ammo, Yanks.
     
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    He did it for lulz.
     
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    I read about this case about a week ago, and I thought it was stupid for the woman to sue the kid and his "estate" - like an 18 year old has any money that she can make off him!

    While looking for info about the mother of the kid suing the station, I found another article that has more information.

    Sucks for everyone really.
     
  7. Solution

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    I think this is a good thing, the dead have had a free pass for to long them and their rotting ass corpses.
     
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    What a rude corpse.
     
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    didn't his parents ever teach him how to cross the street!?!?!?
    sheesh!!!
     
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    It's like some people go about their daily lives just looking for any horrific shit to happen close to them, and then they go "Jackpot!". Totally gonna grab that kids estates aka his Xbox now.
     
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    I liked the time a fat smelly woman was ignoring her niglet who was playing on a train, and leaned out of a window and then tumbled out of it! :D
    he survived, barely.
    but man, the woman wanted to sue the choo choo people, for not making the train negligent parent proof!
     
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    This is fucking disgusting.
     
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    This is going to set precedence as to what damages can be awarded to the survivors of the zombie apocalypse.
     
  14. Shlomo Bernitz

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    Did anyone took pictures? A substitute image, maybe? :(