DAVID IS A SATANIST

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  1. faggotmaximum

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    "1 Chronicles 21:1
    [ David Counts the Fighting Men ] Satan rose up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel."

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS FALSE PROPHET
     
  2. ChristianWarrior94

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    Well we shouldn't listen to that David character, I guess.
     
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    ok i wont listen to you
     
  4. ChristianWarrior94

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    I'm not David.
     
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    Whoa. Welcome to Satanism then brother.
     
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    HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY
     
  7. ChristianWarrior94

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    This thread is garbage.
     
  8. 9 days of presents

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    Can't tell if Davids a troll or a retarded 17 year old who was sheltered all his life.
     
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    Shut up I'm a warrior and I fight for what I believe - just because you don't agree (and I would GLADLY like to hear your reasons) doesn't make me retarded either.
     
  10. 9 days of presents

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    I don't care what your religion is I'm content with being a Jew/Catholic mix thing. Just I hope your trolling because if you are its really good.
     
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  12. ChristianWarrior94

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    Is that a joke?

    Since your new I won't yell at you too much for asking but look in my signature it proves I'm not troll.

    She might be a gluttonous lie, but at least she's willing to fight.
     
  13. 9 days of presents

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    no its not a joke i was raised jewish and catholic 9 days of presents was chill. and if trusted the internet i should be a rich from a nigerian prince have, have a 12 inch cock, and famous
     
  14. ChristianWarrior94

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    You expect me to take you seriously when you won't do the same for me?