"Dating Simulators."

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Baya Rae 4900, Feb 12, 2012.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Who the fuck calls them that? The things I've learnt from the few that can be loosely defined as such are:

    You need a walkthrough or you're shit out of luck.

    Constantly bumping into females you have a crush on is a sign of fate, not stalking.

    There's always somebody who wants to sleep with you and is attractive. ALWAYS.
     
  2. Lucky

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    It's porn. If they made it like real life then ronery faggots couldn't play them.
     
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    I think of them more as, "wish fulfillment simulators". If the games were more realistic the main character would die alone and unloved. And not one of those girls would talk to them.
     
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    Here's my walkthrough for all dating sims:
    Keep clicking until you get to the sex scene.
     
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    I actually did that. Just set my settings to auto skip the talking, and I wasn't even reading what I was clicking. Can't believe people take those games seriously.
     
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    but i must fully understand mai future waifu, she needs meh
     
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    If it was more realistic, most of your conversations would be at a bar or a back alley where your sole inventory item would be either roofies or chloroform.
     
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    Mass Effect 3.