- Aug 23, 2011
Don't try and make it look like you DON'T own a dragon dildo, shitsickle. It's quite clear that it's lodged deep in the literal bowels for you anus where it will proceed to mold, rot and spawn creatures of an unholy nature, folding space and time and devouring entire starts as it makes its transformation into an Ancient One.If I had a dragon dildo why would I keep it in the fridge?
Ketchup isn't all that great and barbecue sauce is god tier for nearly everything from chicken strips to steak. Fucking killer good.