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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Hugh Jass, Aug 23, 2011.

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  1. Hugh Jass

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    >dat feel when the toilet is broken
    >dat feel when you have to shit real bad
    >dat feel when you shit in the garbage disposal and the cat walks in the kitchen and just stares

    Know what I'm saying?
     
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    Fuck you nigger, I never asked for my toilet to break so I could shit in the garbage disposal.
     
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    maybe if you didnt live in a shithole your toilet wouldnt break.
     
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    I see what you did there. Try harder, faggot.
     
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    I wish I could sympathize with you, but I can't.

    Edit: IN the garbage disposal? Ewww...gross man. Why not the trashcan? Don't you use the sink for stuff like washing veggies and thawing meat? How could you do that in a place like that? OMG...sicko. I hope you trolling and not serious. FUUUUUUUUUUUU- CCCCCCCCCKING HELL.
     
  7. rst8

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    i know that feel all to well
     
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    youre just mad cuz you live in a shithole, with a broken toilet and a cat for company.
     
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    Don't tell me you've done it too...

    *goes in corner and rocks back and forth while sucking thumb*
     
  10. Hugh Jass

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    All I caught from that was WRYYY
     
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    Thanks Poster, I cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. Slowly, I pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. I laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

    I approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. I extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. But suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

    The fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. One thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. I try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. I inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. I hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. I will never be the same. I am forever a shit faggot.
     
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    tl;dr, youre still a faggot
     
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    I once shat in the woods and had to wipe with some leaves. Little did I know it was poison ivy. I was butthurt for days.
     
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    Why didn't Frodo just borrow Gandalf's giant eagle and mount a M1919 on its back and fly the ring to Mordor, nigger?
     
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    Fucking hillarious.

    You should do standup comedy.
     
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    because he didnt know how magnets worked, homo.
     
  17. Hugh Jass

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    Then why didn't he just shove the ring down his pants so Sauron couldn't get it because touching another dude's dong is gay?
     
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    Nah. :dummy:
     
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    because frodo kept running away, douche nozzel
     
  20. Hugh Jass

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    FUCK
    check em
     
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    this isnt 4chan.

    does your faggotry know no bounds?
     
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    Yeah.

    I was wondering what his babblings meant. He was going for a "get" like he was on a fucking *chan board. I really hate people who take *chan bullshit and use it on non *chan sites. Fucking faggots every fucking one of them.
     
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    >playing IRL
    >forced to play as Heavy
    >get laughed at for being fat, can't run away from the mean kids
    >try to change to Scout to be skinny master race
    >"There are too many people on your team as this class already."
    >fuck!
     
  24. Hugh Jass

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    Holy shit I'm sensing a disturbance in the force. It's like the fucking slide on my Glock 1911 just broke off and went flying into some poor bastard's eye. WHERE'S YOUR WAR FACE, PRIVATE PYLE?
     
  25. Negi Springfield

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    My avatar is my face right now.

    Stupid stupid fuck.
     
  26. Hugh Jass

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    >weeaboo
    Lol enjoy your shitty WOUND VECTORS, Battlefield 2, Beretta and Canada, asspained buttmongling fagghat
     
  27. Negi Springfield

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    I don't play vidya gaems.

    I drink shit kosher wine and internet the fuck out of people like you.
     
  28. Hugh Jass

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    WHOA MY GOD, motherfucking tough guy serious business all up in this bitch
    >drinking wine
    God what a faggot. It's like your mother's cockjuggling thundercunt just HAD to pop out another one, huh there Tankadin?
     
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    so far, negi springfield > Hugh Jass

    and that is saying something.
     
  30. Negi Springfield

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    Meh.

    I didn't understand that bit about my mother's thundercunt or what you meant by "Tankadin" whatever that is. Please just stop while you're fooled into thinking you're ahead.