Dan Wheldon pwned in accident at IndyCar World championship in vegas. rednecks bawww.

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  1. Esther Nguyen

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  2. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Wait...........Wait........................ Dale Earndheart is dead?
     
  3. CTWind

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    This is one sad event.
     
  4. Lurkerella

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    Well, shit.

    Hope he died by the hit instead or burning to death.
     
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    Wait...

    Why would rednecks baawww about a formula one racer...they're too busy shoving their jeff gordon dildo up their urethra

    F1 racers are more skilled than NASCAR races.
     
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    Isn't this why people watch professional racing?
     
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    Oh good, crashes make racing broadcasts less sleep-inducing. But too bad he died though - he'd have lots more crashes (and insurance claims) in him.

    srsly, I watch some Nascar and MotoGP in Star Sports for 5 minutes and I fall asleep. They're just going in circles.
     
  8. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    The one on one races can be pretty thrilling. As far as NASCAR goes though, it can be pretty boring.
     
  9. Lloyd

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    Watch more rally, fgt.
     
  10. Esther Nguyen

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    OHSHIT YES. I FORGOT.

    Still, rallies are broadcasted in late hours of the night till early morning. I can only catch footie throughout the day
     
  12. Lloyd

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    You can always dvr that shit or watch it on-line. But there is nothing like seeing it live, I'm lucky enough to live in a country where we have a WRC event every year, but you will also find me at all the local hillclimbs and rallycross tracks.

    Once, a driver missed the braking point coming up on a turn and the car crashed into a tree not more than 6 feet away from me. You never get that kind of adrenaline in the cinema.
     
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    Easy right,

    hard left

    jump ahea-FUCK
     
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    Hope his team manager ticked the "Optional Fire & Flood" coverage box on the insurance form.
     
  15. Lloyd

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    If you want crashes, low-tier rallycross is best, though. The cars tend to be beaters anyway, so the drivers go all out all the time, and most are not talented at all.
     
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    Just like in that Max X and Sports Bloopers shows. I'll keep that in mind
     
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    Some friends and I competed once in a beater Honda Prelude we nicknamed the H-Bomb. There are pictures of it, I don't have them though. I'll see if I can get a hold of them, if so I'll post em. Anyway, the sun's coming up, time to head to work.
     
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    That's a really, really interesting story.

    And not a all spoiled by lack of pictures or the fact that none of us know you from a lump of shit.

    I hope you have a wonderful day at work, and everyone is nice to you.

    I also hope that as you dance your way home from your wonderful day, you get hit by a bus, and as you lie bleeding on the road, a kind passerby kneels down and tenderly whispers in your ear: "I'm stealing your wallet and keys; and I'm going to your home to kill your pets and rape your family".
     
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    Even after this event. 99% of the world can still care less about NASCAR.
     
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    And this is why mommy won't let me drive. :(
     
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    Squall confirmed for 15 years old. I guessed as much, but now I know for sure.

    On topic: I don't really like NASCAR or any racing. I don't have a tv set up to receive channels, so I can't really watch unless I seek it out on the internet, which I don't care enough to do. But this article made me think of this:

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    Actually, I'm 17
     
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    OK, you think I'm full of shit, I get it.

    But that can't be the only problem you have with me. I mean, whatever I post, you mad. WTF is your problem? And might I add that I know even less about you, except that you live on the wrong side of the world.
     
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    What do you call Dan Wheldon that stayed in a car on fire for too long?

    Dan 'Well Done"
     
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    If you were full of shit, that would be OK. I believe you are posting truth, which is sad.

    Maybe we could get to know each other and become BFF's.

    The we could have babies (well, steal some kids from the local preschool, drug them and play dress ups) and take turns being on top.
     
  27. Lloyd

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    yeah, whatever
     
  28. Esther Nguyen

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    If Jessi Slaughter's dad was still alive and watched the lethal race, he would have said this:

    Holy crap look what happened to Wheldon! He Dan Goof'd.

    *turns around*

    Jessi my girl, don't do drag racing when you grow up because, if you crash, consequences will never be the same.
     
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