Cure for Tom's Furfaggotry

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Imagine a pill that would make a furfag never want to fap to or even look at furry porn ever again?
    What if it made them have an innate hatred for fursuits and anthropomorphic animals?

    Well, if you have ever seen the movie clockwork orange and remember the bit Malcolm Mcdonalds is being brainwashed to find Ultra-violence and Tits revolting (WHAT A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY INDEED!!!!)
    Imagine if instead, it was used to show furry pornography and played to various techno tracks (any will do it's all the same shit) as well as Dubstep, furfags music of choice.

    Once completed, the Furfag will be a completely cured mentally fit individual safe for society.

    Anybody think Drug companies should put the money into it?
     
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    I have another cure, it's called a slug to the head. To be administered via the business end of a Colt .45. One time use.
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    There's a big shortage of patriot microchips or "slugs" as you call them.
    they are being used on Terrorists.

    Tom is worth curing because he isn't such a bad guy.
     
  4. Tom

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  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    What Tom? you don't think your worth it?

    Thought that quote of the now was fake, because i could not find the original post or the context regarding it on here when i tried to find it.
     
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    Sounds good .
     
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    It wouldn't work, no sane person could continue living normally knowing the disgusting furry sickfuckery they did in the past, it would haunt them forever. Better put an end to their misery sooner, it's more merciful.
     
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    Hard Blush is coming soon, i just haven't gotten to that folder yet.
     
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    The only not only furry, but gay porn I can fap to.
     
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    What happened Tom, did the furries spurn you?

    TELL US YOUR STORY, WE PROMISE TO BE NICE
     
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    Yeah TELL US!
    @Akula
    Hard Blush sounds like something i don't wanna know of.
     
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    gay yiff
     
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    Sounds like somebody who got fucked in the ass without a reach around.
     
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    I hate when that happens. Its rude.
     
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    It sure is.
     
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    Look in Tom's fugfag porn dump thread.
     
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    NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    It's really girly male furries. It's the same as fapping to traps in my book.
     
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    My boyfriend died in a car accident because I was sick and wanted him to go to the store to get some aspirin, so because of me, he died.
     
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    The only cure for for Toms furfaggotry is ponies.

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    You should just kill yourself you sick brony.
     
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    seems redundant.
     
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    Whateff. Your hubby died cause God hates fags.
     
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    Really @Tom? If so sorry for your loss . If not You should kill your self for lying about something so serious .
     
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    Im not lying, and im barely keeping myself together, I feel like I am about to go insane because of how shitty my life has become over the last week.
     
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    Its OK man *hugs*
     
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    This is real isn't it? Okay, it looks like I'm going to have to play Dr. Phil to Tom here so that he doesn't an hero or something (I'm disgusted with myself). Alright here goes.

    What you have described sounds like survivor's guilt right now, or some closely related PTSD.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_guilt

    It's not your fault that shit with your BF happened. And you shouldn't blame yourself for it either. Your sphere of control in life only extends to your own actions, NOT THE ACTIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE. I know that you probably cared a lot about this guy, but everything that happened after he left your place was OUT OF YOUR HANDS.

    As for life being shitty right now and not making sense. Well, I can only tell you the same words that I say to myself whenever life kicks me particularly hard in the balls.

    "FBE you have two options. You can either let this situation destroy you, or you can let this mess temper you and make you stronger after life starts making sense again."

    This shit probably isn't much consolation having come from a complete stranger like me. So if you haven't done so already talk to friends, and family. It helps.

    NOW IF YOU'LL ALL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO DROWN A BAG OF INNOCENT KITTENS IN ORDER TO BALANCE OUT THAT GOOD DEED.
     
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    You are a good man . Kill those kittens .
     
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    These things happen, usually because the driver was being distracted by oral.
     
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    http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

    All things being equal, do you think your partner would want you to kill yourself? All that would do is double the tragedy, needlessly. Think about all the resources that have been invested into you, think about how how everything would be lost, everything you've learnt, everything you're going to do. Not to mention all who would be traumatised by your death and those who would be inspired to do the same. Don't begin or continue a cascade of misery. Every action has repercussions. On the other hand this life experience, however horrid, will contribute to the refinement of the future you. Nothing good will come from your death. And remember: This, too, shall pass.