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Discussion in 'News' started by Groyper Supreme, Apr 11, 2019.
Thomas Devaney Lane, AKA Lyle, AKA Turtle Warlord
where's the Lyle rating when you need it?
Hey don't laugh turtles make hefty projectiles.
You could bash a man's skull in with a well aimed box turtle .
And snapping turtles are like fucking dinosaurs
i wonder how effective snapping turtle cluster bombs would be
Don't birds drop some of their food to break it open?
Yeah they do it with smaller turtles.
All our fingers would be gone.
And that is, allegedly, how an ancient Greek man was killed https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus?wprov=sfla1
It's a plot from a Terry Pratchett book too. Small Gods
@Lyle you are needed
Good thing he was arrested otherwise we might have actually had to face an army of turtles.
+1 to the American police force!
Why did they arrest him? All he wanted was to give some ladies his turtles.
they look like low end gay prostitutes