Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip the turtles of war!!

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    Thomas Devaney Lane, AKA Lyle, AKA Turtle Warlord
     
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    where's the Lyle rating when you need it?
     
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    Hey don't laugh turtles make hefty projectiles.
    You could bash a man's skull in with a well aimed box turtle .
    And snapping turtles are like fucking dinosaurs
     
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    i wonder how effective snapping turtle cluster bombs would be
     
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    Don't birds drop some of their food to break it open?
     
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    Yeah they do it with smaller turtles.
    All our fingers would be gone.
     
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    And that is, allegedly, how an ancient Greek man was killed https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus?wprov=sfla1

     
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    @Lyle you are needed
     
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    Good thing he was arrested otherwise we might have actually had to face an army of turtles.
    +1 to the American police force!
     
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    Why did they arrest him? All he wanted was to give some ladies his turtles.

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