Creationist christianity sucks donkey balls.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by The Doctor, Oct 15, 2011.

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Diehard fundie christianity suck and should be brutally raped in the ass. Who agrees?

  1. Yes

    70.3%
  2. No because I'm a brainwashed fundamendalist Christian.

    8.1%
  3. No because I am ChristianWarrior94.

    40.5%
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  1. The Doctor

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    Who agrees?
     
  2. oddguy

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    so,what ?
    is this all your going to post from now on ?
     
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    Creationists are against beastiality so I am positive that they do not suckle upon any mammalia testicles.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    What about creationist Islam or creationist Judaism or creationist Mahayana? You see, this is why nobody can stand you people. If you're going to be discriminatory against religion, be discriminatory against all religions. Otherwise you're just one of those idiots who's trying to find something to rebel against.
     
  5. Beefcake

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    I think all religions are equally retarded.
     
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    This thread stinks of shit and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
     
  7. ChristianWarrior94

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    I'm not voting in a poll set up by a child.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    And that is relevant how?
     
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    doc 11 is like bizzaro CW94.
    all his posts are just as inane and boring,only for the opossite reason.
     
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    lol i love polls that let's you choose multiple choices
     
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    Thats the first time I read Flu's sincere words of encouragement. Inspirational. Go forth mighty warrior
     
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    I really like the train of thought in creationists.
    1. Everything in the Bible is literal truth, because it's the words of God.
    2. If God doesn't exist, then the whole Bible is false.
    3. If the Bible is false, then everything is permitted.
    4. But by proving that the Earth is 6000 years old, then the Bible is true, God exists and everything isn't permitted.
    So instead of discussing how to live as a good christian (I would probably not like most of their conclusions, but I can respect when someone puts some effort into reasoning about issues), they're implicitly saying that the only thing that keeps them from going berzerk is that they're going retard on geology and biology.
     
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    HOLY FUCKED, I FELL OFF THE CHAIR, SEEING HOW MANY VOTED THE LAST ONE!
     
  15. TwoStar

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    And that assumption would be correct.
     
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    Meh, I'm not going to call it say it sucks. I follow the strict rule of "I'll know when I'm dead". Of course this doesn't stop me from criticizing CW as its to much fun to resist.
     
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    Yes, I never completely deny an existence of a cosmic consciousness force. Until one day I figure out of course. But religion is still for faggots.
     
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    Why are there so many batshit Christians? All they do is poison my media and government. I remember when was in the 8th grade, My Math teacher kicked me out of the class because I said "Jesus Christ!" and at the end of class to get my stuff she said " Do you know why I kicked you out of class" and I said " yeah because I said Jesus Christ in vain" and she says " no , It's because you disrupted the class and to this day I hate insane and inhumane Christians ( There are some that are cool). You can practice it but not force it to everyone.
     
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    It seems like CW94 has 6 socks total by now.
     
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    You were wrong from the start.

    No I'm not.
     
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    IT'S BECAUSE YOU DISRUPTED THE CLASS BY SCREAMING OUT YOU MORON. GET OVER YOURSELF.
     
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    I'm sorry, what?
     
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    Was the order wrong? Doesn't matter because according to the creationists, and not you my dear hard-ass troll, the Bible, the word of God and the truth are equivalents. Thus:

    The Bible = the word of God = the truth
     
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    You're an idiot, thinking anything nonfiction is true.
     
  29. Web v1.0

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    It's how the creationists reasons. I don't have to believe anything in order to understand it. Seriously, if you think that creationism sucks donkey balls, please be at least as sharp as Dawkins.
     
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    Is it totally unreasonable for people to think of themselves as the result of the divine when all other lifeforms they come across aren't nearly as intelligent as they are?