Crazy bitch rapes dead man, gets pregnant, arrested and now plans to sue his estate for ChildSupport

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  1. Edgeworth

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    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/dead-man-in-mortuary-impregnates-woman/
     
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    I can honestly say this is something I never thought could happen. Fucking gross, but fascinating.
     
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    Damnit Minty. I wanted to see how EDF would react to that D:
     
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    i'll delete my post for 5$
     
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    Fuck.

    I already rushed online and booked my pre-paid funeral with these guys before I saw minto's post.
     
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    They overdid it a bit...or a lot. For me that was the definitive confirmation.

    Also, Felicity Marmaduke could be well a twisted reference to Marmaduke "Chuffy" Chuffnell, one of the fictional characters featured in the Jeeves stories of P. G. Wodehouse, humorist extraordinaire

    Or maybe that disgusting dog



    :picard:

    Anyways, a joke of a name
     
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    How the hell isn't she being convicted of being a goddamn Necromancer? Has no one realized that Necromancy is the biggest danger to society since also Necromancy?
     
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    Pretty good thread. Almost as good as this one.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    More fake than a 3 dollar bill...still I wish this was my way to die on this earth
     
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    my ghost is going to rape women and impregnate them with more ghosts.

    The Phantom Penis LIVES!
     
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    Ectoplasm bukkake FTW

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    Because it can't. This isn't real news.
     
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    I was having such a good day. I had some good white pizza for lunch. I found out my slutty ex is likely getting kicked out of college. I'm having tacos for dinner.

    And then I saw that trailer. Now everything's gone to shit and I'm going to drink myself to sleep.
     
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    Oh no...
     
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    It ain't rape if they're dead.
     
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    Does she have a magic cunt?
     
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