Cow invites Tim Tebow to Military Ball

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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    So, in another stunning turn events, a whore in the United States Air Force makes demands of Tim Tebow. Nothing important at all, let me tell you. The cock-hungry tartlet is Airwoman Jamie Walden, an active-duty member of the USAF based in Shreveport, LA. Shreveport, Louisiana...well, after getting a look at her retarded ass mug AND being privied to the information that the party is in DUMBFUCKISTAN, I'm hoping she's in for a disappointment.

    If you are in the military, you are not a celebrity. I can say that, fair and square. I did my time and deuced, because it's a stupid job and there is nothing special about it. HOWEVER, Aircunt Jamie Walden is under the impression she deserves some special treatment because of her "service"... as if being an office monkey allows you to demand anything in the world.

    This could potentially put Tebow in a rough spot. He could be in training, travelling, and spending his time wisely with people that, you know, HAVE ACTUAL VALUE. If he says no, the "unbiased" (read; FAGGOT) media will more than likely warp it into a "Tim Tebow doesn't support the military", just 'cause he didn't want to touch Sky Cunt Jamie Walden.





    Tim, wherever you are, don't fucking lower yourself to going to a fucking dance with an air cow.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...litary-ball-louisiana-airwoman-195810086.html
     
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    I hope some "out" serviceman asks him next.
     
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    Say "moo", Tim.

    Vote my comment up lol
     
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    He should skip the vag and go straight for her pooper no lube full speed. The unpleasant experience will make her regret uploading this video in the first place. It's not like she can defend herself from the giant hairy gorilla once he's all over her.
     
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    This all started with this dude

    which evolved into

    please stop cashing in on your service to the country
     
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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THIS HUGEMOUNGOUS FAGGOT
     
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    Wow. This is why women should not be in the military. This is all she can think of? Some football player? I n addition to being ugly, she's fucking retarded and shallow. Why do we let the military take these preemptives. They are FUCKING peasants. Seriously they are not heros, they are just dogs we give weapons and send to kill. They are fucking levies, they deserve no special treatment.

    Seriously, someone needs to draino her face. I hope she steps on a landmine.
     
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    I find this whole trend of the military begging celebrities for dates nauseating. They are BOTH wholly unimportant people that get put up on pedestals for no reason whatsoever. "HURR, I'M IN THE ARMY". Because you CHOSE TO BE. I'm not going out of my way to give you a handjob for something anyone can do, go suck a dick. Celebrities are attention faggots that need daily validation to feel important.
     
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    Wow.

    You better run.
     
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    On youtube maybe. This isn't youtube.

     
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    but this is already a thread about my faggotry, remember? Consider it my intro.
     
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    I don't even understand WTF is going on. Is she demanding that he go out with her or even service (lol) her against his will? Isn't that slavery? Or rape?
     
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    She knows it will be bad for his public image, so she made a public call out to try an coerce him.

    She should have just claimed his love child instead.
     
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    It's another case of typical American celebrity worship. It's a power play by cunts in the military...ask out high value celebrity and he pretty much has to say yes. If he says no, the media will jump on his dick with their "he doesn't support the military" bullshit.
     
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    Thank you, fucking Justin Timberlake. Now every dumbass in camo is going to think he/she/it deserves a date to prom.

    If a woman's in the military, she better be a bull-dyke. DADT should have been repealed for that. If I was carrying a rifle for my country, I'd damn well want to know the squad-mate next to me could do 50 pushups and haul my wounded body to cover in a firefight. But no, women can't do that physically. But goddamnit, they have a right to get you killed!

    And with physical standards in the chair force lax already, I don't want to picture this chick's rating on the cankle scale. If the air force wants respect, they should be able to outrun, outshoot, and overpower the average civilian. I'll take my chances against a chair force soldier. They're even more pathetic than weekend warriors.

    Ever wonder why there's almost no women in US Special Forces? It's the last true bastion of real military service where a vagina doesn't get you shit.

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    Women are not allowed in the special forces. Sure, they think they are, but they are all quickly weeded out in 3 seconds. It's a tried, tested, proven, and published FACT that women's psyche crumbles under the duress of wartime combat. Those fucking feminzai's think otherwise, but I'd like to say them all the trouble and tell them they're wrong. It's genetic, it can't be unlearned. Women are for babies and sandwiches, NOTHING ELSE.
     
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    >implying any of you would succeed in the military

    Tim Tebow is a faggot anyways.

    Actually, football is gay in general.