Copy and Paste Trolling

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Dr. Rice, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    What if we wrote down a variety of different samples of trolling and put them here for everyone to use if they ever need to use it. For example I think this would piss off some NORPS. I plan on adding different topics and subject postings later, this one I just worked on.

    During the early 1900s, the Italian nationalistic socialists realized that because nations like Britain, France, and Germany had industrialized before them and were economically superior to them, that if the Italians participated in the same global market, they would forever be exploited by more industrialized powers. This same realization happened in Japanese society in the 1860s. In a matter of a few decades, these two powers (in addition to Germany) became so powerful, they almost conquered the world. If Hitler didn't break the non-aggression pack with Stalin, Stalin wouldn't have gotten into the war until it was too late and the fascists would have won. As a fascist, I am glad Hitler didn't win because he had perverted our name with petty racism.

    Now in a universe that is at least 14 billion years old, we as a species find ourselves in the same position as those Italian nationalistic socialists. Let us pretend for a moment that no violently hostile aliens species exist anywhere near our Earth, these aliens are not going to be benevolent towards us for economic reasons. Why would members of a species that have been members of the galactic community for millions of years want a bunch of upstart apes to compete with them economically?

    Some of you will argue, "but we'll gain from all their advanced technology and trade!" Lol okay, look at what the United States and the IMF did to Jamaica when they tried to join the global economy, entire industries were destroyed in Jamaica and their economy was destroyed by cheap imports like powered milk. That same thing is going to happen to our species.

    This is why Space Fascism will triumph over any ideological opposition in the end.


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  2. Sugar Bombs

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    Taken from here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-566782.html
     
  3. uberfukken

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    I like simplicity.

    • I once took an arrow to a knee.
    • If you have a large penis like my post/comment/video/etc
    • If you don't like this post, you will be raped by a black man in your sleep
    God, I'm such a genius; brilliant writing, coined it myself y'know.
     
  5. lazarus

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