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  1. CallMeMaggot

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    Here is today's mine:

    Cat Bombs:
    To sink German ships

    The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
     
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    On December 12, 1988, , Lee Chwee Lim, age 37, had his penis cut off by his girlfriend's 55 year old mother with scissors after she gave him a soft drink which was spiked. His penis was thrown into a drain and could not be recovered. Lee's penis was completely cut off and he underwent surgery at Singapore General Hospital

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  3. CallMeMaggot

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    You forgot the best part, mate:

    "The official Heilongjiang Legal News reported that the woman
    acted on the advice of a soothsayer who said "if she wanted her
    marriage to be as good as it was at the beginning, she should wait until
    her husband is drunk and then use scissors to cut off his penis so he
    can grow a new one."

    BTW, will the cutting root if properly treated? Will it become a dong tree?

    Dick_tree.
     
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    1328358984410.

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    This one is actually real:

    officegadgets12.

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