Contra Cat Creeps Into Incarceration

Every time Johnny Rivers says man, replace the world with cat.

 

Animals as criminal accomplices... not a bad idea.

 

Aww, poor kitty. Must've been heavy and uncomfortable carrying that shit around.

 

If they were smart the person who strapped the weapons on the cat would've put atleast some fake fur around the animal to conceal the weapons. How in the world was the cat going to bypass security anyway?

 

Interesting way to say "taken out the back and killed with a rock."

 

Really, did anyone think this was going to work?
Even if it made it past the security guards and cameras, it would get raped/eaten by one of the other prisoners.

 

A cat is probably the worst animal they could have picked or this, as I have never know any cat to perform tasks as trained.

 

i'm calling bullshit on this story because everybody knows cats can't even walk straight if you put tape on 'em

 

They didn't put the tape on the cat. They wrapped the cat with tape. At that point it probably didn't care anymore.

 

Those poor kitties!

 

This easily fits in the top 5 most adorable prison break attempts in recent history.

 

How in the world anybody uses a cat to do something that needs reliability?

That

I would have used this one, at the very least, if "felinity" were for some reason a must

 

Going to start training all of the horrible spiders you have around there to strap little bombs to themselves?
Death to America

 

Aw, that would be so adorable.

 

so they put LOTS of fucking tape on a cat. big deal. it probably got noticed 'cause it was spazzing out.

 

Meanwhile, in The Member Formerly Known As Baya's neighborhood...

 

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That cat did all this because its a junkie

 

At least they didn't use a fucking horse for this one.

 

That's not fucking funny.

Not because I love cats (I don't).

Just because it's not fucking funny.

I hope you fail you exams and have to make a living as @CallMeMaggot 's sex slave.

 

[insert joke about Basque terrorists and blows]

 

[insert joke about inserting things into Basques]

 

[insert joke and finish in two seconds]

 

Findings; Cats are retarded.

 

most animals are retarded

 

How dare they not posses the intelligence and sentience of the average Human.

 

If I fail my exams, I would get kicked out of my house. Since CMM lives around 500 kilometres far from where I live, I would have to sell my body to all the truckers on the roads on my way so I can earn the money and the reources to getting into CMM´s house. That if I don´t fall to the temptation and become Bartolo, the truckers rapist from the M30 road.

Is that what you want, scumhook?

PD: ETA are olds news scummy, they are retiring from terrorism and have taken the Sinn Féin way. That is, they´ve become politicians. They are the second political force in the Basque country. The Trolling Axis has moved to Catalonia, who is going Israel and becoming greedy bastards that want to split up from the country they receive grants.

I would ask the same question to you

 

No used goods, tnx