Conspiracies about why the server died

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  1. Cobalt

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    Here is the place for your stupid ass conspiracies why the lulz got bahleeted.
    Here is mine, which is totally backed up by facts:
    It was all a conspiracy by @milwin. When he realized that my quote was actually go to be QOTN, he got cold feet, and realized that might lose him the prestigious FOTY award, so he complained to the government of Sweden, which is easy because he already speaks their language, and together with IKEA, Volvo and some moose they pulled down the domain.
     
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    My theory:
    the same guy that killed Mozart, did ED.
     
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    Friday the 13th

    QOTN came from a black cat avatar

    We should really be more careful in the future
     
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    Black? Are you colorblind or some shit? It is blue.
     
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    Was it the same black cat?
    Glitch in the matrix?
     
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    Was it the same black cat?
    Glitch in the matrix?
     
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    Racism!
     
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    Okay, maybe I didn't explain this properly in the initial post, but it has to be a conspiracy, and not the actual reason.
     
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    @oddguy Fuck you.
     
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    I think this applies more to me..
     
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    I know what happened. I will tell it in a lot of pictures and only a few words. (You are welcome america).

    1. Someone
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    2. and called
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    3. he in his turn called our prime minister
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    4. he then
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    5. because sweden is like
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    6. he then called
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    7. and made them
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    @milwin

    old news....
    38% of my body weight gone, faggot.
     
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    somebody's butthurt
     
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    Unlike fat, hurt cannot be surgically removed from your butt

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    Depends on the instrument..