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  1. oddguy

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    Come confess to Rabbi Oddguy...

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    No you just want more embarrassing information about people to use against them later. Fucking kike.
     
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    No, I just want people to make insulting comments and photoshop Gary Busey's face on pictures of Rabbi's.
     
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    Okay, I admit it: OP has always been a fag.
     
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    I love you too The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
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    milwin became a nun?
     
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    Sounds like something I would do, except it would be more lethal.
     
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    Ok, that deserves some love. I jacked off today. And yesterday. And the day before that. I'm going to leave it there or else we'll be here for a while. I also uttered a bunch of racial epithets and sexual slurs today, yesterday and before that while commuting to work on the highway. I listened to Deicide while I was bored at work. I spent money that could have been used for ostensibly moral purposes to buy junk food and booze. I realized that my reaction-times and responses are so mechanical that if I ever got mugged from my car some poor minority rather forcibly persuaded me to surrender my cash I would have plugged him dead without even realizing what I did. I think George Zimmerman is innocent and a misguided saint. Also, I had impure feelings of attraction to a rather skinny/curvy and sexy black woman who followed me on twitter and has a thing for white guys and beards (sorry grandma). I've had increasing feelings of sympathy for England despite my Irish ethnicity and the fact those fuckers had it coming. I've been drinking shit-tier American whisky and shit beer to save money. I haven't worn a pair of boots in 2 weeks because it's against dress code. I haven't had legitimate barbecue in over a month. A fine ass coworker came onto me and I didn't hit that because I was more interested in getting shit done and listening to Leonard Cohen. I find the harmonica musically fulfilling in songs, but irritating. I use OSX when I can. I haven't looked for porn at work. I inadvertently found porn at work. I discovered my carry knife was dull today. I don't quite remember how to fish. I have a ton of ammo and no time to shoot it. My tan has faded. My cologne smells less good than the farts of Adonis.

    That's about all I can think of at the moment. Thanks for listening, beard.
     
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    Careful with that tone, fatty.

    Last time you were nasty to someone, you ended up grovelling like a little snotbubble.
     
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    You think that my conscience will bother me if I start picking on you? You're surely mistaken.
     
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    Oh, so it's just girls that you feel bad about making cry?

    Show me on the potato where mommy touched you.
     
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    No, it's just Minty. For now, I mean. Minty hasn't really done anything, that I can remember, to warrant such abuse. But most others here have. Yet I left them alone and targeted her. The fact that she has a vagina is inconsequential. I wouldn't have apologised if any of the other females were in her place. Except maybe HKH. Maybe.
     
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    I don't even know what you said to her.

    I make a point of forgetting everything you write.

    And minto is well worthy of vicious and sustained abuse.
     
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    From you, maybe. Not from me.
     
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    What are you trying to say?

    As usual, your point is as clear as a black bottle full of mud.
     
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    where'd u go fatty?

    are you off writing another heartfelt missive about how sorry you are?

    you fat cunt.
     
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    he had a heated discussion with minto and got horny in the process he thought they were having a moment and when the hormones took control over his mind he apologized, it has nothing to do with him swallowing his pride.
    Lets move on
     
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    don't fucking tell me what to do. I'll fucking move on when I'm fucking good and ready, and not a fucking moment before.

    and the only thing that gets fatty horny is when Woolies has pies on sale.
     
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