Complete works of madh8r

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    Completely unabridged, everything I've done strictly for edf, from freestyles to songs. Here it is, without any context or cleaning up whatsoever

    I'm wylin freestylin and spittin
    this shit thats beter than your writtens
    You trippin cuz yo bitch is smitten
    Just because yo bitch is sippin

    bitch you trippin im fittin
    to rip your prewritten shit into ribbons

    You wear reebok
    cause you need cock

    I don't give a fuck I got ten dicks
    Fuckk all these hos to they appendix


    I will cut you down I don't fuck around
    Make a fucking sound I'll lay you down in the ground
    Take yo bitch to da pound take yo car inna town



    Fuck your men, fuck you women
    Fuck the country you live in
    Fuck jamaica, fuck reggae
    Fuck marley, thats way gay
    Fuck ziggy, fuck Welcome to jamrock
    He should get a shamrock and wishes to jam cocks
    Down his throat, what a joke
    Just like you he chokes
    You're reatrded, trying step to this man
    My ryhmes phat and stupid like Chris chan
    Hey gert, I'm make youre bitch squirt
    Just by sticking my figner up her skirt
    She's such a flirt, but I make it hurt
    But that ho on thestreet and I make her work

    It's the biblical bastardization
    The bastard nation
    of plastered caucasians
    Who mastered invasions
    built tracks with asains
    put blacks on plantations

    I'm blasted, I'm past the limit I'm smashin
    smashin niggas out, mowing niggas down
    No mo' niggas just hos who go down like mo town


    We on that, stun trip
    Come on baby, one sip
    Short shorts, unzip
    Eat it up, fun dip
    She bout to sip, bout to unzip, I'm on a trip I'm bout to dip
    My shiny fucking teeth and me, diamond grill like Skylark, Chip
    Dippin in my whip n' pistol grippin yeah it was a clip
    If these niggas want a war then tell them welcome to the Gaza Strip

    rippin the flows gittin the hos flippin the dough
    Kick in the do' you kissin the flo' I'm grippin the fo' and


    I spit it semitic come git it you wid it or quit it?

    Good golly gosh, can I join your dick tickle club?
    Nasty mint leaves aint worth a shit nickle dub
    But I'll still smoke ya, roll ya up an choke ya
    White boy volcano blazin call me CrackaToka
    You thinks it's "just fine" to take "your time" and go "line to line"?
    When I find ryhmes that wind up your spine to your eyes and leave you blind?
    Parsley and Sage fucked your bitch, she in the middle with Thyme
    Your body riddled with bullets like my town's riddled with crime
    I guess theres "no need to put up a rough front"
    You fucking gash pooter vag pussy twat cunt
    And I'm being polite, you

    periphial pluralation
    plurific proliferation
    Fer yer consideration

    Im so sick I'm toxic, radiated uranium
    Your bitches pussy drippin in her pants, now she stainin' em
    She's got her hands wrapped around five cocks, and she's drainin' 'em
    With my clapper in hand convert your dome to a stadium

    Lighting, hurricane, feel the thunder comin
    If you're the rape-train I'm a bomb under london
    Im colder than a glacier and I am immune to pain
    I shoot lightning from my eyeballs that will melt your fucking brain


    Yeah I spit bars, so the fuck what my nigga?
    4 by 4s, 2 by 2s, keep the fuck up my nigga
    That 20 aught shit just aint gonna fly
    I know you'll spit some whack ass shit like

    catch me blastin caps 'r cappin bastards
    crappin on rappers, the bitch slapper, neck snapper
    Gun clapper, no strapper barebacker on your bitches pussy flappers
    periphial pluralation
    plurific proliferation
    Fer yer consideration
    I sumbit the Obomanation
    Spit without meaning
    Shit straight steaming
    Call your ho a ho-ho cuz that bitch straight creaming


    Yo this Op don't know me, he thinks I'm his homie
    But pikachu shocks your hos clits while she blows me
    My dick like an Onix, makes your bitch gag and choke
    Got more swag than gary motherfucking oak



    I'm the title defender but I'm on the offensive
    Your talk is cheap, but mine is expensive
    Don't get defensive when I'm tryna build fences
    Two by fours equal H8 that'll leave ya beat senseless
    Beat your bitch ass, you too scared for a rematch
    Call me chainsaw surgeon cause I leave your limbs detatched
    And all of my riders Do not Give A Fuck, DGAF
    My enemies Die In A Fire, DIAF
    I am the light at the end of the tunnel
    You're the backwash at the end of the funnel
    That truth stater ruthless traitor
    For the greater lulz crusader
    Yeah I'm Mad nigga but why's your blood bubblin?
    Mad fucking H8r nigga erryday I'm rustlin

    Cuz I mad and I'm a h8r


    if we catch you we aint gonna holla at you
    We gonna blast you, stab you, crack you
    tell you go home and vacum
    Lemme guess;first you'll say I wanna fuck you
    You buck toothed dumb fuck dumbstruck shrew
    Next I guess youll question my masculinity
    Then I question your virginity, but when you have a cock in each hole you call it the holy trinity
    Im sorry to air out the dramma with my baby mamma
    But after that pussy i have serious mental trauma
    Reverse the roles I win polls
    like your hilary and im barrack obama

    Chrome dome niggas put thier teeth to the curb
    Stomp on his head cause I'm mentally disturbed
    Leave your homies in a pile with broken necks
    This aint 8 mile, this is american history x
    and your next

    Yo excuse me dog wahts your name?
    Isnt it like charley ching chong chang?
    Naw i don't mean that, i wish you the best
    Cuz you AZn 4 LYF



    That's alright homie, i don't take it as a diss
    But Jesus christ was Jewish, he's probly a little pissed


    Pussy, money, skills, and me, things that are synonomous
    Know my operandi, even when I am anonymous
    Legion of computer zombies, ruthless and autonomous
    Occupy teh nation striking fear into economists

    This man Rock, has never got laid
    Not even on his bday or the times he paid
    All his orgasms are handmade
    His keyboard sticky like a band aid

    Im'a bomb on this bitch like an air raid
    I blow this shit up like a hand grenade
    Paper beats Rock nigga you afraid?
    Cause I got paper like Hearst nigga, gangsta made

    Fifty one fifty? An hero alert!
    Umad cause I make your bitch squeel and squirt?
    Cause I feel her skirt, cause I make her hurt?
    Put your dick in the mud I put my dick in the dirt

    I dont spit fire i explode hot lava
    I creates earthquakes call me the Allmighty Allah
    I am the true possesor of the allmighty dolla
    Holla at your balla calla me the shot colla
    I dont make it rain no i just I call a huricane
    Im colder than a glacier and I am immune to pain
    I shoot lightning from my eyeballs that will melt your fucking brain
    I am hotter than sun and i got magma in my viens
    I got a sawed off I'll use it to knock your jaw off
    I might be Jewish but i just burned you like the holocaust
    Your boys be like damn the h8r be talking shit
    While I shred you and cut your epeen into little bits

    Sicker than uranium harder than titanium
    Verbally and physically will open up your cranium
    Niggas think they hard when they bust a couple shots off
    Gun to my head i will still rock your socks off

    Me and my troops ride with bisquits in hand
    Don't need to pop the trunk to get you IRL banned
    We ventilating niggas and we leave em to twitch
    Take his bitch, then let her ass rot in a ditch

    Pussy ass niggas, my bullets create vaginas
    Fillin em with lead like they toys from China
    Enemies scatter from the EDF clique
    Blood splatters grey matter from the wall to my dick

    That hard sex, cigar sex
    Cowards fuck wit EDF you know gettin hard checked
    It's on
    Grove Street mothafucka
    If you aint runnin wit it run from it mothafucka
    Arite
    Now somebody bust a heater in this bitch
    I got my gs wit me with repeaters in this bitch
    It's on
    I don't always shoots first
    But when I shoot back, I shoot the last burst


    Pound a handle of the popov, turn that shit into a molotov


    oddguy stormtrooper vroomie the duke of crowns eraserhead contcom ahseyho wizard solution



    Grove Street always walkin clean
    Bitches always runnin when they see my niggas rockin green
    its on
    Grove Street mothafucka
    If you aint runnin wit it run from it mothafucka





    Hold the phone? Fuck that, stop the presses!
    The h8r is home, and his message possesses
    the secret I must confess is I know what your home address is
    Ill fly to the whole land and turn your fam to carcasses

    Lets approach this scientifically, you say you flow "terrifically"?
    Analytically, not critically, you flow like pussy literally
    You flow like butt mud, but I flow like a flash flood,
    Open up your throat cause I flow like slash blood

    I flow poetically, prophetically, you step to me pathetically
    Tyna get ahead of me but I'm a step ahead genetically
    You're impaired developmentally, conceived accidentally
    When your mother fucked her brother that's why you're retarded mentally

    H8r is the hardest thug, h8r takes the hardest drugs
    H8r took a hundred slugs and shook em off with just a shrug
    H8r is unbeatable, psychotically untreatable
    H8r's unrepeatable and H8r's unrepeatable



    hey hey hey, listen here shitstain
    Shut yo bitch ass up, unless you want a split brain
    H8r makes the club rain, like a fuckin hurricane
    H8r brings the worst pain, poppin off like john wayne

    Come on vroomie, come try and step to me
    Leave you bleedin on the floor and walk away like "bitch, sue me"
    You spit like you're a newbie, you're gay you wanna screw me
    But I'm stickin with your bitch cause she squirted when she blew me




    So don't h8, just contemplate, just sit there and hallucinate
    or find your body on the interstate

    Time and space explode, multi dmensionally

    And suck your mind deep into a cosmic vortex
    And throws a violent hurricane in your cortex




    Yo that old dog learned some new tricks
    Like how to jerk off while he sucks two dicks
    I make your ass walk the street, fuckin trick-ass bitch
    Every day you get beat till I leave you in a ditch

    My glock loaded and locked, holdin down the block
    Don't be shocked, when I cradle my stock and unlock
    You're deluded, tryna step to this man
    My ryhmes phat and stupid like Chris Chan

    I stained my stainless, in the blood of Bloods
    I pop off six shots in a crackalackin Cuz
    Fuck the Bloods fuck the Crips fuck the whole Folk Nation
    Fuck the South Side too, Grove Street invasion


    My ryhmes phat and stupid like Chris Chan


    Yo I'm the sickest motherfucka the quickest motherfucka
    thickest dickest motherfucka stick a shiv in a motherfucka
    I'm a dramatic encyclopedia feedin ya mass media
    I'm a fantic with no need a' ya smokin the sensamilia
    Show respect or get decked come correct or get checked
    My ryhmes will infect mainline inject
    You flow like the tsunami that hit japan?
    I flow like Mount Tambora, now can I be frank like Anne?
    You flow like shit you should flow like slit wrists
    You can't spit so submit, an hero just quits
    You will be scarred if you try an be hard
    You aint a G-star you fucking retard
    I blast you like dynamite if you get in my line a' sight
    At that time a' night I'm the type that like a knife fight
    Beyond any doubt I will crack your dome
    And lay your ass out in a funeral home




    Ayo oddguy, I'ma let you finish
    But S4 is one of the best shit posters of all time in this biznitch
    Do you realize you've won the ultrafaggot prize?
    It's your demise, so let me cut you down to size
    Dead enemies on the street, I leave em to mark my turf
    My soldiers packin the heat, and I aint talkin nerf
    You know I pack a sawed off it cracks like thunder
    And makes you wonder how it feels to be six feet under
    Oh, but you the best rapper "alive or dead"
    Then you won't mind a hammer to your head,
    Brains spread all over the bed
    Your eyes hanging out of your face by a thread
    Brutally beat you to death, physicly and lyricly
    I steal your last breath, literally and satircly
    I'm the viciously cunning visually stunning
    Maliciously gunning I'm coming so get to running

    faggot
    haggard ass fat chick

    Hey eraserhead, take your head, erase what you said
    Or I'll displace your face with a nugget of lead
    I'm that EDF crip and I'm here to catch you slip
    If I catch you on the street I'ma empty six clips
    DOn't get confused nigga if I'm rockin green
    Grove Street 4 Lyf we put a bullet between
    Your chest I never rest on my quest
    To prove and reprove that I'm the motherfucking best
    I blast niggas in front of me, and to the left and the right
    I might consider you an enemy if you in my line of site
    So get behind the h8r if you know whats good
    And it's understood that Madh8r runs this hood

    Bust a slob win a prize, bust a crip your family dies
    Ashes to ashes dust to dust in Crips we trust and slobs we bust



    If you wanna bite my bullet then get the lead out
    The metaphor mixer leave a nigga bled out
    I laugh cause you whack tho, you suck like a crack ho
    You suck astronomiclly you suck like a black hole
    Clearly you don't go near me or I really respond severely
    I will make you will fear me you and I do mean that sincerely
    I hit it metaphysicallly, callouslly and critically
    You suck cock you pussy, phallicly and clitorially
    literally
    We dumpin on mothafuckas, jumpin these mothafuckas
    We with the sawed off and we pumpin the mothafuckas
    I'm all up in yo hood nigga killin ur dudez
    I got yo bitches photobucket and I postin her nudes
    You wanna step to me nigga you be trippin like acid
    Flex yo nuts to me nigga you fixin ta get blasted
    I'm a goon I'm a thug I'm a hood Im a brute
    Act a fool catch a slug get some blood on my suit
    It's just another day in the life of a h8r
    The mobsta thug crook goon bruisa hood gangsta


    NoFear is NOcal, shit's hella whack
    LA rockin SOcal, where we kill like crack
    You got two options, one you get jacked
    Two I unpack six clips in ya back
    I'ma ice this nigga like an otter pop
    I'ma pop this nigga like a bitches top
    I'm atop this nigga cuz he slip n drop
    I'ma drop this nigga like he a red slop
    You blast like a cannon?
    I blast holes like the grand canyon
    I'm weak like seven days?
    you flow like a menstrual phase
    Go suck a lightsaber you fanboy faggot startard
    Like ObiWan I'ma leave you charred and scarred



    That's ok big guy, here we don't judge!
    You had a long day in the factory packing fudge
    You gave it a shot, we all know it's your first time :)
    Next round, trying shutting the fuck up like a mime
    You're about as welcome as a juggalo at an orgy
    You fake like a forgery and you down like corky




    h8rs the jester? NIgga better be jokin
    Or you gonna be chokin, blood soakin
    your clothes n' my pistol smokin
    I'm locin, your body battered and broken
    I eat niggas like vore, I use a bullet to bore
    holes in your head enemies dead on the floor
    Niggas talk shit and it's an act of war
    Niggas talk shit Madh8rs at the door
    I'm a wild animal, violent and viscious
    Mad psycotic cannibal, and you're looking delicious
    YOu beggin for sheckles nigga I'm packing millions
    I'ma blow yo ass up like I was a palestinian
    You wanna get real Oddguy? Then get this
    It's a standard issue desert eagle slug to the chest



    Call me Gladi8r bitches I battle you three at once
    I take you all like yo mom takes three cocks in her cunt
    I got semi automatic, I use it for crowd control
    Like mowin down three fake ass thugs in a row
    The streams of my bullets cross and kick up sparks
    In the dark, follow you down an alley and find their mark
    grab you by the throat put your face to curb
    stomp a motherfucker cause I'm Madly disturbed




    Imitator? Moar liek penetrator
    Moar liek eviscerator moar liek incinerator
    Put me in the headlines we can take it to the news stand
    It will only end in you b& I'ma bomb on you like sudan
    Clean out your chest cavity, smash on you like gravity
    I just need one chance to demonstrate my depravity
    IRL banhammer to your cranium
    I stick my dick in the wound and I fuck it till I cum
    I'll rape through your belly button, in front of your mother
    My dick goes in one ear and comes out the other
    I'll pop your fucking eye out and skullfuck you like Satan
    Everyone evacuate cause I'm mad fuckin h8in

    Quite right govna, what what thats the ticket!
    I'll bowl you winkers dry just try me at cricket
    I reckon you're rubbish, so cheerio mate!
    Fuck princess Dianna this h8rs gonna h8

    Yo dawg, I heard you liek mudkips!
    So I broke your fucking jaw now you can cry while your blood drips!
    I bisected s4 now he's called s2
    Got my name up like DESU DESU DESU
    We DO NOT WANT your fail facepalm ryhmes
    Better watch yo back nigga, it's about GOOFY TIME
    Grab your assburgerss take em back to your hug box
    I'm disregarding you cause you suckin the fat cocks
    Step the fuck back bitch IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERS
    I'm gonna blow your mind like a dinosaur savior
    Man the harpoons I'ma kill it with fire.
    Bitches don't know I'm a killer for hire
    just DO IT FAGGOT if you wanna an hero
    You don't have much time I just divided by zero
    Get back to the kitchen bitch and make me a snack
    Watch you back cuz I'm right behind you like candleja

    I'm gonna drop bombs harder than hiroshima
    Make it rain so hard a nigga gotta call FEMA
    Burn this shit up like a meteor swarm
    Electrify the ryhme like a lightning fucking storm
    H8rs so hot for a nigga so cold
    Cuz I got ice in my viens but I spit molten gold
    I cause earthquakes when I put my dick in the dirt
    And fuck motherearth till she screams and hurts
    The h8r has returned ya never learn
    Hot ice pick to the dick
    You're burned, and I am truly conerned+
    For your well being
    Cause the hell bringing
    H8r will come out swinging
    Assasination by laceration
    strangulation or suffocation
    The liberation of organs by bullet penetration
    I hit you like the A-bomb
    Burn you up like napalm
    You see me comin and I see you try to stay calm
    Like oh shit! there's the h8r! Avert your gaze!
    Your bitch squirts n sprays
    I leave her hurt for days
    I'm a lyrical miracle
    My evidence is empiracle
    It's spiritual, but I hear yahll like this shit is satirical
    YOu got jokes? Fuck em
    you panicin you duckin
    I'm a volcanic eruption disruptin this friendly discussion
    I am the unbeatble the undefeatable
    the untreatable
    Madly cannibal unreachable
    The wizard of psycadellics
    Whose ryhmes are so angelic
    You're pathetic you flow like you took a diaretic
    The floors all yours so step up to the plate
    And the end of the day you know a h8r gonna h8

    Telepathicly mathamaticly
    Rapidly expanding galaxies
    Causality causes reality
    It is a fantasy is that a tradgedy
    Eraticate systematicly
    drasticly wrack up the casualties
    Handle me if you can't handle me
    Blame it on my profanity
    Tell me this is insanity
    Go home and watch Shaun Hannity
    I'm glad you're not understandin me
    That means I speak erraticly
    encyclopdicly and dramatically
    While your mind is stuck fanaticly
    dogmaticly
    the processes of your mentality
    callously brings fatality
    Exchanging your rationality
    for the cult of personality
    Individuality
    Is close to immortality




    The mistake was all yours when you posted a reply
    Identify Oddguy, then I let the bullet's fly
    Laughing as he die, I leave him where he lie
    I'm a surgeon with a twelve guage,
    I'm a demon, face my hell rage
    Muthafuckas duck n cova cause we bustin like it's LA
    You aint a rollin stone nigga you a lead zepplin
    Ok you a goon but what's a goon to a gremlin?
    Your av is bucktoothed and you suck too
    All that's really left to say is fuck you

    Glocks out and heads bowed here comes the Madh8r
    THa pill poppin raver that EDF gangster
    The one gushin lushicous discussions with no percussians
    Your repercussians leave ya bleeding with three concussians
    I'm the fierce the furious and ferocious you're atrocious
    I'm that supercalifragilisticexpealidotious
    My flows got depth like multidimensionally
    I gotta fall eventually, at the top indefinately
    I spit like a garydos, spit like I'm drownin tho
    These niggas got the HIV I'ma spit the anitdote

    Your special education you took for your retardation
    Would be better spent sending you to camp for concentration
    I'll cut you like decapitation I'll cut you like abreviations
    Your humiliation leave you beggin for assasination
    While we beg for your sterilization
    My obligation is to ensure your anihilatation


    I'm everything you wanna be
    I hit it catastrophicly
    Take life philosphicly
    ask and give no apology
    I'm high like an apostrophe
    Higher than topography
    I'm higher than astronomy
    I post with reckless quality

    H8r is a h8 machine
    H8r is a space marine
    eh rips this shit like wolverine
    and don't afraid of anything
    I'm sick and there is no vacine
    Obscene cant unsee what's been seen
    Blow you mind to smithereens
    While you scream at your computer screen

    I'm fightin all you niggas on the battlefield of lulz
    I don't do it for the money I don't do it for the girls
    I don't do it for attention I don't do it for the fame
    I'm giving love to my forum represent this fucking game




    I'm the indisputable the irrifutable
    the disreputable Mr. Make-a-fool-of-you
    Im that hellsent H8R, that straight Incinerator
    I'm that heavyweight champ nigga you just a featherweighter
    I am the riegning king this is not open to debate
    Dont fuck with me dawg this h8rs gonna h8

    I float like a Butterfree I sting like a Beedrill
    Gyrados in my pants, you're still packing a Weedle
    EDF knows my ryhmes phat like Snorlax
    EDF knows your ryhmes are straight up MarroWHACK
    Call me Golem motherfucker cause I roll hard
    I burned you so bad I'll call you Charitard

    I rip it like maijuanna, I rip it like a pirahanna
    Ima rip this shit like challa on Rosh Hashanna
    You broke joke you choke on the mic and on my smoke
    I got more pokemon than GARY MUTHAFUCKIN OAK
    I'm sicker than scat and my ryhmes are fucking phat
    Go and take the mic nigga you're up to bat


    I roll up in your bank in my motherfucking tank
    While I'm sipping purple drank,I fill the room with danks
    Pass the cash or you get shanked, fill the bag or you get spanked
    Don't care your pussy rank, you know I aint shooting blanks
    I don't mean to be frank but you know I'm looking swank
    I'm srs buissness bitch I don't pull no pranks

    They call me the Madh8r the checkmater the procreator
    the eternal savior, the ireffutable truth stater
    The intoxifader, the ganga blazer, self incriminator
    The retaliator who feeds you to alligators
    and rolls you up in Rowling papers and blazes you into vapors
    Don't wear out the name motherfuckers it's Madh8r

    Aww yeah nigga now we cookin with fire
    Ima burn this thread up just to get a little higher
    Thats right homie I burn you up like bong hits
    I burn you like you was a Jew in Aushwitz
    Becasue I don't spit fire I vomit hot lava
    I explode like a volcano call me the almighty Allah

    H8r hijacked this thread like Al Quida
    Jacked like a thug ass nigga gangsta rida
    I will end your world like a large hardon collida
    I spit burning venom like I'm a demonic spida
    I hold your life in my hands like your health care provida
    Now I'ma go blaze up yo, wheres my fucking lighta?

    Better show respect to the h8r or you will get smacked down
    You better back down, thats not opinion it's a fact, clown
    Better give the madh8r the love he deserves
    I make your thread epic with the ryhmes I serves
    Better treat me like a mod or you'll get B& hard
    My style phat and stupid like a chantard

    six fucking lines bitch? gimmie 6 thousand!
    Im strong as a mountain and I flow like a fountain
    I'm that crazy shit talker so they call me Madh8r
    I cut your epeen off so they call me castr8r
    Your that masutrb8r I'm that master deb8r
    I cut you like a cheese gr8r I dominate like a dict8r





    This whack shit aint worthy of my time
    You sound like an Asspie writing nursery ryhmes
    but if you can climb through the slime then you may find that I'm
    Dropping bombs so destructive they are considered a war crime
    So take some time, free your mind, find ryhmes so divine
    they wind their way behind your mind and combine to something sublime



    Oh poppycocks! I'll rock these frilly socks!
    Your flimsy trims are no match for my trilly troffs!
    You daft billy boff go the eff back to Hogwarts
    I own four tea kettles and my breath smells like dog farts

    Bloody 'ell mate, I got the bobbies on me kisser!
    They're blowing their little whistles, it's quite the pisser
    My teeth look like boggies when I ride the trollies of Britain
    I'll clock your noggin rightwise, leave you asking "whats all this then?"

    Umad mister SuperSpecialStupidTard?
    You got down syndrome homie dont try n act hard
    So don't h8 because you'll never procreate
    Just get your assburgers fucked by RST8

    Violent J don't who he's fucking with
    Your so wack you should be pleadin the fifth
    You flow like the pussy of a bleedin bitch
    I flow like the gold of a demigod wordsmith
    Call me Atom Bomb if you're Dynamite
    Don't wanna see me at the wrong time of night
    If i catch you slip I might flip n get legit tonight
    Get sick tonight, get a knife and rip you right
    My ryhmes are like a harpysong, attracts and destroys
    Like moths to a flame, like gangsta rap to white boys
    Your ryhmes are like a popup, distracts and annoys
    Your on that fake ass shit I'm the real McCoy
    Call me Katrina cause I will leave your life in ruins
    Call me LAPD cause I leave you black n blue n'
    People gather round to see your public execution
    I'ma call you Problem call me Final Solution


    Im that straight up H8R, but you can call me hatter
    That's habidasher, whatsa matter?
    This h8ers got greater chatter?
    This hatter is gettin scary?
    Here comes the white vocabulary
    That jargon, that argot,
    that wordage ya heard it
    linguistics the sick shit when I spit I don't quit
    Cause I'm gushin luscious discusions
    Fuckin and suckin and cussin
    Rushin to give the concussians
    Im bustin Im leavin you flushin
    You could only win if we were Soviet Russians
    Im sick like the bubonic, I leave you catatonic
    Im hooked on that bomb chronic
    You need to get hooked on phonics
    h8r versus Rock is Blastoise versus Onix

    Fuck you violent jay lets do this!
    You say your black but you rap like you're jewish
    You're gonan loose this you're fucking clueless
    You're an old fart and Im the new shit

    Is this shit a joke? are you fuckin trollin bro?
    You bout to choke cuz the h8r stole the show?
    I know you aint trippin cuz you a gangsta tho!
    Nigger jiggaboo bitch gettin fucked like a ho

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
    But your dick riding leads to your assault and battery
    Lil dick vanilla wigger your name is Skyler or Chad
    Niggas try and troll me but I know umad.



    If this thread is ass then you're Goatse
    Maybe you can learn if you listen closely
    YOu can talk shit just get off your dick and ryhme
    But you know the h8r gonna fuck you like a war crime

    Im on that LS klick, OG A-Ops
    Got that D-dos shit, that bring the cops
    I'm sicker than a skateboarding AIDS infested rapist
    If you bitches got beef snort a queff and go gay kiss.

    I kick it with your bitch and I just busted a fat load
    FUck with devast8r I will crack you like a hashcode
    Better treat me like a mod or you'll get B& hard
    My style phat and stupid like a chantard

    Don't fuck with the h8r I will hit you like a frieghter
    Call me Tetragrammaton I am the ultimate creator
    Call be Adonoi I am the Alpha and Omgega
    The mighty hand of God crashes to earth to beak ya


    IM on the attack
    Your dead on the rack
    I bomb you so hard i think ill call you iraq

    If you superman, then im your kryptonite
    If i catch you slip I might flip n get legit tonight
    Get sick tonight, get a knife and rip you right

    This kyke just dissed you, this bullet just missed you



    I dont spit fire i explode hot lava
    I creates earthquakes call me the Allmighty Allah
    I am the true possesor of the allmighty dolla
    Holla at your balla calla me the shot colla
    I dont make it rain no i just I call a huricane
    Im colder than a glacier and I am immune to pain
    I shoot lightning from my eyeballs that will melt your fucking brain
    I am hotter than sun and i got magma in my viens
    I got a sawed off I'll use it to knock your jaw off
    I might be Jewish but i just burned you like the holocaust
    Your boys be like damn the h8r be talking shit
    While I shred you and cut your epeen into little bits

    J? what a Joke
    you Jiggaboo you choke
    on the mic and on
    Jerome's cock shoved down your throat
    you Jackass, you Janitor
    hentai Jerkoff masturbator
    Jumping into the ring
    like you can Jook the madh8r?
    your a dirty Jueden
    call me Joseph Mengele
    ill fuckin mangle ya
    like Jigglypuff raped by tangela
    im ballin like Joseph stalin
    your ballin like a Jockstrap
    so you can tell em "yeah
    h8r Jacked this thread like candle Ja-"


    The duke of clowns about to get beat down
    Im the sickest shit around bitch world renown
    You got no dick just a clit so slit your wrists
    Wanna go to camp champ? Ill take you to Austwhictz
    If you disrespect you will get checked kid
    Wapaneese wigger with a mass effect sig
    I know where you iz, slurping and drowning in jizz
    Fuck off my shit or I'll pop you like a quiz

    This whack shit aint worthy of my time
    You sound like an Asspie writing nursery ryhmes
    but if you can climb through the slime then you may find that I'm
    Dropping bombs so destructive they are considered a war crime
    So take some time, free your mind, find ryhmes so divine
    they wind their way behind your mind and combine to something sublime


    The psycotic celebr8r they call me the madh8r
    They Call me devast8r they call you the mastur8r
    I cut your e-peen off so you can call me castr8r
    Yeah I'm like manny I will hit you like a fr8r
    Call me the meteor cause i will leave you in a cr8r
    Call me jehovah because i am the universe cre8r



    spewin

    uricane volcano earthquake tsunami tidal wave tornado
    mountain glacier
    lave ice wind tremors mushrooms




    I'ma spit for you now I just had to get ready
    There's no doubt I'ma bout to you rock you steady
    Remember the name they call me the MadH8er
    And I own this game holmes aint nobody greater
    In wonderland see I drink psycadelic tea
    And believe
    You can't comprehend the things it does to me
    Time and space explode multi dimensionally
    And suck you into a fucking vortex
    An eletric spike in your cortex
    A G kike in a corvet
    I spit sicker when I'm sippin an O.E
    I'ma drink quicker so I can flow like an O.G.

    I had to take a sip but it's now it's my turn
    I'm ready rip the mike can you feel the burn?
    Burn the weed grown with LSD
    Cause at the tea party everyone is mad like me
    bad like me
    in wonderland everyone's a rad ass G
    G-esus christ, and me on a diamond hiest
    It's alright, cause we aint slangin none of this ice
    I'ma keep that bling, diamond chains and rings
    And make a crown of jewels fit for a Mad King
    I already got ten, don't you know I'm a hatter?
    That's habidasher, whatsa matter?
    This H8ers got greater chatter?
    This hatter is gettin scary
    Here come comes the white vocabulary
    That jargon, that argot,
    that wordage ya heard it
    linguistics the sick shit when I spit I don't quit
    But oh please excuse I'll break it down for you
    My ryhmes batter and bruise like lyrical kung fu
    Black and blue
    That's true


    Mother fucking shit, that mike got raped with muddy dicks
    Now I'ma get wild like hoodlums with bats and bloody bricks.
    I pack a full clip of syllabels for my lyrical machine gun
    What did you think this is just satirical clean fun?
    I'm sicker than a skateboarding AIDS infested rapist
    If you bitches got beef snort a queff and go gay kiss.

    I'm like a psycotic who just babbles infinite rap battles,
    And spits sick shit til his mind unravels.
    I'm like a tidal wave bitch thirty stories high,
    That consumes you before you have a chance to say goodbye.
     
  2. dramacrat

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    Ediot

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    What about his haiku?
     
  3. dramacrat

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    Ediot

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    Why u bite my rhymes dog?
     
  4. dramacrat

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    Ediot

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    where?
     
  5. dramacrat

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    Ediot

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    20% more nigger
     
  6. dramacrat

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    Ediot

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    I found this thread by searching for "gangsta".