Complaints about Encyclopedia Dramatica

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by zaiger, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. zaiger

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    I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Encyclopedia Dramatica's inerudite invectives. The nub of what I intend to say here is that my long-term goal is to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of prudish sensationalism. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, all the deals Encyclopedia Dramatica makes are strictly one-way. Encyclopedia Dramatica gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations.

    If I hear Encyclopedia Dramatica's advocates say, "Encyclopedia Dramatica can succeed without trying" one more time, I'm doubtlessly going to throw up. Encyclopedia Dramatica's faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. Encyclopedia Dramatica has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that as incredible and bizarre as it sounds, humanity is unequivocally the victim of a diabolical conspiracy masterminded by Encyclopedia Dramatica to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to its precepts. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying its repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Encyclopedia Dramatica expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice it believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards its slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. Encyclopedia Dramatica indubitably doesn't want us choosing to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty.

    A good friend of mine once said that we should all ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. Amen to that! In fact, I even informed my friend that the irony is that Encyclopedia Dramatica's most untrustworthy manuscripts are also its most mindless. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent." The sole point of agreement between myself and presumptuous pissants is that Encyclopedia Dramatica is frightened that we might create a world in which Trotskyism, classism, and favoritism are all but forgotten. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that it says that we should cast our lots with deceitful, brutish proponents of exclusionism. Hey, Encyclopedia Dramatica, how about telling us the truth for once? As a parting thought, let these sterling words of wisdom be most thoroughly and attentively perused: Unyielding rigidity is just as much a threat to the continuity of things as shallow parasitism.
     
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    Lolwut, is "inerudite" even a word?
     
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    shut the fuck up darkie.
     
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    I feel that it is my duty to discuss the advantages of two-parent families, the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic. What follows is a set of observations I have made about the most unpatriotic wastrels I've ever seen. Thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that the blatant ignorance and social maladjustment of Zaiger's anecdotes will take rights away from individuals whom only he perceives as illogical in a lustrum or two. I was right when I said that when one looks at this psychotic parade of indelicate lotharios, one instantly thinks of the word "interdifferentiation". And I was right when I said that Zaiger's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to investigate his pesky principles, ideals, and objectives. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that our top priority in the upcoming weeks must be to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. Look, of course that's going to be tough. Anybody who tells you it's going to be easy or that one can wave a magic wand and make it happen hasn't been paying attention to how Zaiger operates. Nevertheless, whenever Zaiger is presented with the statement that he is doing more harm than good to his cause, he spews out the hackneyed excuse that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that if we were to let Zaiger get away with perverting the course of justice, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

    This is not the same as saying that Zaiger's strategy is make people feel so frustrated, so defeated, so lost, so futureless in the prevailing system that they are willing to take a chance and let Zaiger eat our nation to its bones in hopes that letting Zaiger do such a thing may actually improve society, although that, too, is true. In a vain effort to exculpate himself, he has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his apple-polishers who have been making a fetish of the virtues of mumpish hedonism. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day.

    Over time, Zaiger's editorials have progressed from being merely inaniloquent to being superinaniloquent, hyperinaniloquent, and recently ultrainaniloquent. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megainaniloquent. Zaiger keeps telling everyone within earshot that he is the arbiter of all things. I'm guessing that Zaiger read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More reliable sources generally indicate that he never tires of telling us that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. That's why I feel obligated to respond by reminding everyone that Zaiger once tried convincing me that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. Does he think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that Zaiger treats people as objects. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that Zaiger likes to muster enough force to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Zaiger and his hatchet men will run for cover like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must send Zaiger's blandishments into the dustbin where they belong. Now that this letter is over, I pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that I find Zaiger's failed attempts to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on callow officialism mildly amusing.
     
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    Coincidentally it means uneducated.
     
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    shut the fuck up darkie.
     
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    I'm perfectly aware of what "erudite" means, but I don't think "inerudite" is a proper version of it.
     
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    Amen

    You are a true hero . FIGHT THE POWER !
     
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    Really? It reminds you of your high school formal?
     
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    I hate that you aren't all hot women. That this forum isn't instead full of hot women and I'm the only guy. That's the sole complaint I have right now.
    That's it
     
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    Just replace "Thesaurus" with "engorged penis" and you're right on the money.
     
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    RE: encyclopediadramatica.ch- Dates of Evaluation: 9/12/11-*11-23-11
    Case No.: 111,1323 11/22/11
    Building No.: 31
    Admission Date: 11/22/11 Date of Report: 11/14/11
    PURPOSE FOR EVALUATION:
      • Results of psychological evaluation reveal an extended history of alcohol abuse and a psychotic disorder characterized primarily by disturbance of thought content, with relative integrity of thought process and no clear indication of perceptual disturbance. The current clinical presentation appears to represent an acute exacerbation of a chronic psychotic disturbance which had its onset approximately 8 years ago. Currently, encyclopediadramatica.ch appears to remain extremely distressed, anxious, paranoid, and delusional, despite self-reports to the contrary. He lacks sufficient capacity/ motivation to rely on external supports and lacks sufficient personal insight to cope independently at present. The patient appears to be attempting to cope with his illness using extreme guardedness and withdrawal. During recent months he has shown no signs of aggressive ideation and is not believed to be a physical risk to himself or others at present.
    It is recommended that efforts to establish a trusting relationship with this patient be continued, in order to help him cultivate a more adaptive coping/defensive pattern. Individual therapy will be more productive than group interventions. Once his guardedness has been relaxed, it will likely be beneficial to explore psychosocial issues present at the time encyclopediadramatica.ch lost his job, as these appear to have partially precipitated the current psychotic exacerbation. Additionally, the patient will benefit from encouragement to explore the social and adaptive significance of his substance abuse history.

    Please let me know if any additional information is needed concerning the results of this evaluation.
     
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    I'm not sure, I got it from another thread. I'll check my history though and see if I can find it when I get to my laptop.

    Edit: Oh there it is.
     
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    OMG... my eyes rolled to the back of my head...
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    they think they can make ED stop by insulting it? really?
     
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