Comet coming to kill us all?

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  1. Gwazi

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    So has anyone else heard about this? Some kid at my uni was crying about it
     
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    there's always a comet coming to kill us
     
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    Damn
     
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    Comet - it makes your teeth turn green;
    Comet - it tastes like gasoline;
    Comet - it makes you vomit;
    So take some Comet and vomit today!
     
  5. Gwazi

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    Fucking Mayan prophecies. How do they work?
     
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    Of course. How else is the history channel supposed to get ratings? Use factual documentaries?
     
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    Fucker's gonna kill us all.
     
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    I was watching an episode of "My strange addiction", and this lady fucking ate comet. Like a lot of it.
     
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    She'll probably push out some Comet Cakes.
     
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    Fuck that was close. Thanks everyone. We are safe another fortnight.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    She was actually on there twice. They did another episode revisiting some of the cases and she was still munchin' down on cleaning supplies.
     
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    fffsssssssshhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    Based on that trajectory, it is going to miss Earth, pierce Mercury then curve off into Reaver space, missing Venus by a wide margin. Public transit is so fucking inefficient.
     
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    Isn't that what that TLC Woman eats?
    I wouldn't be worried about the comet so long as we don't eat it we will be fine....

    Here's a new 2012 doomsday every furry on the planet goes to a furcon and wanks to ultra fur porn at the same time and a tidal wave of cum and fake fur kills everybody like on that deep impact movie.
     
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    god... FINALLY !
    when dose it get here ?
    i hope not TOO soon,i wanna get some raping in before it all ends.
     
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    Tell him the a Reptilian alien race controls the world. He's sure to believe you and freak out.
     
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    LOL last time i heard that i was 8 and my dad was trying to get me to laugh.
     
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    Yeah that My Strange Addictions show has some really fucked up people on it, like that one girl who ate her husbands ashes.
     
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    toilet-paper-eater.
    Geez. Another one that I watched, this lady (black of course) ate pottery and cigarette ashes. She had fucking zip lock bags full of pottery to snack on. This other black woman ate toilet paper.
     
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