Combat Arms

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by KomradeTyler, Aug 30, 2011.

  1. KomradeTyler

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    I was apparently going to create a article for the FPS game, Combat Arms, by the jews at Nexon.
    Apparently as laggy as my computer was, I accidentally pressed the back button, which deleted all of my shit. I remember I copied it, only to find some random link when I pressed Ctrl+P.

    So, since I'm too butthurt and lazy to write it again, I think someone should.
    It is a horrible game for 13 year olds that deserves a article

    "Play4Free" "Pay4fun"
    Some points to make:
    The Jews at Nexon make you pay IRL money for virtual shit
    CA boasts they have the biggest armory in any FPS game when all their guns are rextextured low poly shit.
    EXAMPLE:
    Ak-74
    AK-74u
    AK-74u GOLD
    AK-74u CAMO
    AK-74u CAMO
    AK-74M
    AK-74M GOLD
    AK-74M BLACK
    AK-74M CAMO

    The Graphics are complete pixelated crap, so are the textures
    Shooting a RPG 60 times at a wall and not even scratching it
    Same Sounds for all SMGs, Some sound for all Assault rifles, etc.
    The game is filled up to the ass with hackers
    You get kicked within the first 5 minutes of the game
    You get kicked for getting 2 headshots in a row and some fag screams: "AIMBOT"
    You get kicked by the Elite Moderator(Some White kid who payed for a MOD position in his room for 7 days) because you are better then him
    You get killed by some hacker with a knife on the other side of the map
    You have to pay to do ANYTHING in the game
    A fucking endless hole to throw your money into
    You have to buy NX either by begging your mom for her credit card, steal cash out of her purse to get a NX giftcard at a convience store, or fill dipshit endless surveys for NX.
    Going to the Gun Emporium to make a water gun(TRUE)
    Get reported to NEXON for getting ultra killes (4 kills quickly in a row)

    Want to hear a joke? Nexon's no tolerance for Hackers Policy.
     
  2. KomradeTyler

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  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    sounds like somebody's butthurt
     
  4. KimJongLulz

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    Pay 2 Win.

    You get kicked for killing one person because you're clearly hacking.

    Its a nice idea but its a fucking shitty terrible game.
     
  5. KomradeTyler

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    I would appreciate it if some people could help with the editing. I'm a bit of a noob around here and the article is looking rather dab.
     
  6. Stormtrooper

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    I used to play Combat Arms and I agree with OP. Somehow overcome the odds and beat a player who bought all his gear with your default loadout?

    Obvious hacker, enjoy your ban.

    I did a 360 and moonwalked way.jpg