Colourful Coffins

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  1. Thatdamnnigger

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    Look what I just found.

    http://www.colourfulcoffins.com/

    Favorite category: children caskets

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    fucking lol'd my ass out, just look what's written on this shit lol

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    That one didn't dare too much aha
     
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    Here's my idea of a kids coffin

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    We should use corpses to supplement agrarian production. :|
     
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    One or the other, both would just be disgusting.
     
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    Lol, I think this is sending the wrong message at a funeral.

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    It's nothing like either of those things. Corpses have been known to help the growth and health of plants since ancient times. Instead of using our dead to supplement agrarian production we instead built concentrate fortresses to house them. Why? Superstition and OCD impulses, that's why. We have good, healthy land being spent on the dead. What is that if not baffling?
     
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    I was trying to stay away from jokes about your mother.
     
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    OMG do they come in pink pimp fur(you know like pimp hats ,coats ,and lowriders?)
     
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    Nope but this would be funny as well [​IMG]
     
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    le bacon coffin

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    le corn on the coffin

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    theres only one coffin shop in town

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    its just one big coffin
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    These are the kinds of coffins you get for people you hated in life.
    Also, I expected the bacon coffin to look jumbo sized.
     
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    These are usually for viewings done before a cremation - here you legally have to put the body in some sort of container to burn them. They're still a couple hundred bucks, sadly. I got to see one that was covered in that weird fuzzy shit that pops up on boxes and stuff around Xmastime.

    They're also for "green" funerals.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-389741/Why-dads-eco-funeral-went-horribly-wrong.html
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Lol wow , just a reminder for us to put on paper which coffin do we Really want.
     
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    It is a sign of our separation from the lower orders of animals.

    Edit: Only one coffin allows entrance to Valhalla.
    longship coffin.
     
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    So I say lower orders, and you show an example of one of the smartest animals on the planet (also the top of the food chain in its area)? Do you know the difference between higher and lower?
     
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    I really don't know what separates a higher order animal from a lower order animal. Please indulge me.
     
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    Pretty much that. Since humans devised the categorization system, we tend to put animals that show behaviors similar to humans in the higher orders. Top of the food chain, indulgence in play, tool usage, learned behavior, and some other traits I cannot remember right now, are all indicators of a higher order animal.
     
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    Oh. Well in that case thanks, Captain Obvious.
     
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    @MrGask I was referring to this post, genius.
     
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    Picardo.
    Every time I start to think "hey, maybe The Member Formerly Known As Baya really isn't this stupid" you go and post something like this.
    InB4 you ask me to explain your own actions to you.