Coca-Cola Apologizes To Woman Who Found 'You Retard' On Vitamin Water Bottle Cap

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  1. umkemesik

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    sauce: http://www.medicaldaily.com/coca-co...nd-you-retard-vitamin-water-bottle-cap-257343
     
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    They did you fucking retard.
     
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    I would've been THRILLED to get a bottle cap like that.
     
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    They might have cut themselves opening the bottle with all that edge.
     
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    This barely even news and really not worth B'AWWWing about.
     
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    I don't think anyone here understands the gravity of the situation. FEELINGS were HURT. Also, going to the press with this was fucking retarded which means the bottle cap foretold the future. All hail the prophet bottle cap! Your move, Nostradumbass.
     
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    Guess what the word "retard" in English means? The same fucking thing.




    The author of this PC garbage should take hooked on phonics. What a retard!
     
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    Treadmill Euphemism;

    I really think it was a mistake to switch from mongoloid, that sounds fucking awesome

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    Granted reality doesn't live up to expectations:

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    Still, mongoloid is by far the best especially when compared to "special"
     
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    What are they bitching about? That cap/bottle is probably worth serious money on eBay! Awesome collectors item! :D
     
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    To each their own, but my preference is to use the word "mongoloid" to describe niggers.
     
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    hey dumbfucks, retard in english means the same thing as it does in French. It originates from the latin phrase for retard which meant something along the lines of slow.
     
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    Then again, "You Slow" just sounds like shitty ebonics.
     
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    Does this mean we can start suing Chinese joints for giving us fortune cookies with insulting shit printed on the back in Chinee because we can't read it anyways?
     
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    Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious
     
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    if you're drinking coca-cola products then guess what? you're a retard.
     
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    Is it just me or does it seem like he doesn't exactly enjoy being a father to his kid?
     
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    What's unfortunate is how most parents with children of disabilities are like that.
     
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    Really insightful comment
     
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    Well, there's your problem, they named their daughter 'Blake'. But to see anyone named Blake to turn into some retarded SJW shit was beyond anyone's predictions. A retarded shite, sure, but an SJW variety is a new one.
     
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    Also, I'm willing to bet the person who did it didn't care if they lost their job or not. I imagine there's scores of bottle caps out there insulting their owners. I say insult but calling someone a retard is considered foreplay on EDF.
     
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