Cloudflare is being queer.

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Edgeworth, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Edgeworth

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    Not my fault.
     
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    CLOUDFAGGOT ERROR

    I don't think Cloudflare has ever done anything useful.
     
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    Are you replying to somebody? Without proper context you look shifty as fuck.
     
  4. Edgeworth

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    No. But usually i get an email 'nd a few tweets when stuff dies.
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    It cannot be helped.
    but lately the downtime has been irritating to all of us.
    i have been unable to write anything but short posts because the piece of shit just collapses on itself.
    if Cloudflare makes money by datamining what sites gets hosted, well they should hold up their end of the bargain by keeping sites online, otherwise they should GTFO.
     
  6. Edgeworth

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    Turns out it was a backbone issue with level3. Seems something got fucked, but it looks like it's routing through another backbone now. Also, it appears that while we were down, CF's SJC & LA datacenter were being attacked.

    [​IMG]

    Not cloudflare's fault, some gook probably tripped on fibers.

    I BLAME SOPA.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Nah it's not SOPA for one thing it affected me and i live in the shitty ass land down under with The Member Formerly Known As Baya the faggot.
    What i mean is, Cloudflare sucks ass for not serving us cached copies of the site when we go off.
     
  8. Edgeworth

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    Cloudflare doesn't serve cached wiki/forums content because we tell it not to. Not cloudflare's fault.

    Relevant Forum Headers
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    Expires: Thu, 19 Nov 1981 08:52:00 GMT
    Cache-control: private, max-age=0
    
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    Cache-Control: s-maxage=18000, must-revalidate, max-age=0
    
    It's weird, because before it used to cache wiki content for when we went offline, but it seems ever since we stopped using varnish (for good reas0n) it no longer keeps a copy of any of our dynamic wiki/forum pages. Fortunately, all static content and images are cached and distributed across their edge nodes, so that's good. The turning off of it is intentional though, as sometimes it would cache someone else's page when they're logged in, which could lead to unintentional data leaks / confusions.
     
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    Also, too many fucking pony avatars.