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  1. Immortal_Cake

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    No, seriously, this is better than Trollomegle.... This is Trollomegle 2: Electric Boogaloo​
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  2. Immortal_Cake

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    Holy fuck this took me 1 1/2 hours.

     
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    Well that was obviously time well spent.
     
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    I think I like this and I have only read the first one.
     
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  7. Immortal_Cake

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    It's legit. I kept pressing the Cleverbot Idle button, causing it to reply, since the other guy didn't bother replying.
     
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    This time, I made go on autopilot, while I sleep. The results were disappointing; I was expecting a lot more than this.

     
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    Finding Omegle servers...
    bajor.omegle.com - 6011 users
    cardassia.omegle.com - 4830 users
    chatserv.omegle.com - 4879 users
    promenade.omegle.com - 4887 users
    quarks.omegle.com - 4380 users
    Server list ready. Use the server menu to pick your server!
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    You: Faggot, shut the fuck up.
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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m or f
    You: Faggot, shut the fuck up.
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    Question for discussion: Why do people consider Lesbians more acceptable then Gay Men? Even when the girls just do it to look cool and arent even real lesbians?!
    CleverBot: It's a good conversation starter though, means that your showing the other person, at least on a superficial level that your interested in their well being.
    Stranger: honestly im disgusted by lesbians and i love gays
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    Question for discussion: How do you get someone's attention? (I'm in high school, don't judge me. Ha)
    CleverBot: I don't judge computers.
    Stranger: Take off your clothes
    CleverBot: I don't take orders, especially ones of that nature.
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    Question for discussion: Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!
    CleverBot: What's inquisition mean?
    Stranger: Indeed.
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    Question for discussion: When was the last time you smiled?
    CleverBot: This morning. When was the last time you cried?
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    Question for discussion: When was the last time you smiled?
    CleverBot: I thought I was trying to check right now... But apparently you're not very helpful on this matter.
    Stranger: a while a go i saw some chicks tits :)
    CleverBot: I did not! I'm a girl!!
    Stranger: hahaahha ohh my bad
    CleverBot: Are you Cleverbot?
    You: Pardon my friend, he's a bit slow.
    Stranger: yes this is cleverbot.
    CleverBot: Are you a computer?
    You: Shut up Cleverbot.
    Stranger: i am an AI program
    CleverBot: No you are not you are human.
    Stranger: i wish i was :/
    CleverBot: You, said earlier you were a girl. Then I asked you if you were telling the truth and you said yes.
    You: 00000000001111111010111011111110111101011010000000000001011000101101
    CleverBot: Yes, I'm a girl! But I WISH I was a moose.
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    Question for discussion: Are you saved? If you die tonight, would you go to heaven?
    CleverBot: It's hard to tell since I don't know what it is.
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    Question for discussion: Are u Alisha mandell? I just wanna tell u that ur beautiful and perfect -Jake porter
    CleverBot: Tell me then :O.
    Stranger: wait is that howies wife? daughter?
    CleverBot: Daughter.
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    Question for discussion: You have three wishes. You may not wish for more wishes or to change any rules. What are your wishes?
    CleverBot: What ever you think of me is correct, for all words, all feelings, all that there is to describe me, good or bad, comes from me.
    Stranger: What have I stumbled upon...
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    Question for discussion: why do you think us people have emotions?
    CleverBot: I don't say that you can't have a wife.
    Stranger: Because everyone has female sex cells
    CleverBot: Nightmares.
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    Question for discussion: a 12 year old girl killed all of your family. you are the final judge. what is her punishment?
    CleverBot: The what?
    Stranger: Mental hospital
    Stranger: I don't know
    CleverBot: Which Hospital?
    CleverBot: Can you sing?
    Stranger: Shes only 12 someone fucked her up, its not her fault
    CleverBot: She's 13.
    Stranger: Still
    CleverBot: Still what?
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    Question for discussion: Are blow jobs fun
    CleverBot: No, I don't think so.
    Stranger: agree
    CleverBot: Agree on what?
    Stranger: agree on u
    CleverBot: That we are both cleverbots, Cleverbot.
    Stranger: true
    CleverBot: The fool may be carefree : unknown to him the troubles upon his masters brow.
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    Question for discussion: Are you a justin bieber fag?
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    Question for discussion: Should gay marriage be legal in the U.S
    CleverBot: No... Life is to have fun and to love and to think and to have a purpose.
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    Question for discussion: holy fuck i have a boner
    Stranger: oh no sex
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    Question for discussion: Ok guys, start a story, each one of you says one word. Go.
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    Question for discussion: Honestly, would anyone be THAT upset if we sent all the negros to the moon?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Yes they would. AI are dumb. Remember HAL?
    CleverBot: Why not?
    Stranger: bc
    CleverBot: Not a good enough answer.
    Stranger: its the internet and i can b an ass lol
    CleverBot: True.
    Stranger: this guy is an idiot
    Stranger: who asked this
    CleverBot: Why do you love him?
    Stranger: can i trace lol
    CleverBot: You just typed that to me.
    CleverBot: Yes of course.
    Stranger: ik
    CleverBot: How do you.
    Stranger: but someone is watching this
    CleverBot: You're not making sense.
    Stranger: im talking to them for the most part
    CleverBot: I'm talking to you, M.
    Stranger: ok ill talk to u
    Stranger: lol
    CleverBot: Ill talk to you too.
    Stranger: ok deal
    CleverBot: I heart you! So, what's for dinner?
    Stranger: mael or female
    CleverBot: Will there be cake?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: that sux
    Stranger: i like pie
    Stranger: can i have urs
    CleverBot: Now there's only love in the dark.
    Stranger: im hungry
    CleverBot: I like cheese.
    CleverBot: Yes you may.
    Stranger: show tits
    Stranger: tits or gtfo
    CleverBot: What kind of food do you like?
    CleverBot: Brings back memories, huh?
    CleverBot: I'm back.
    Stranger: tytes
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: thats good
    CleverBot: Take your time.
    CleverBot: Do you understand now?
    Stranger: i can type faster
    Stranger: hold on
    Stranger: let me get this
    CleverBot: Tell about your race.
    CleverBot: Why did you say omg when I said I'm 49?
    Stranger: i will spamm the fuck out of u nigger over
    CleverBot: No.
    CleverBot: Ok...
    CleverBot: I'm with my future family, but they don't seem to like me.
    Stranger: kill me
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: plz im taking damage
    Stranger: i need food badly
    CleverBot: You do.
    CleverBot: Why do you need food?
    Stranger: im taking damage
    Stranger: it heals
    Stranger: always
    CleverBot: You are?
    CleverBot: Not at all. Some people may buy things that are not good for them.
    Stranger: yes
    CleverBot: You'll always be my hero. Even though you've lost your mind *sings*.
    CleverBot: So you're a liar.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: always
    Stranger: and black
    CleverBot: That is not good you know that.
    Stranger: bc i can
    CleverBot: Tautology is fun.
    Stranger: wat is tautology
    CleverBot: Must be dark.
    Stranger: seriously i would like to know
    CleverBot: Prove it.
    CleverBot: Yes it is.
    CleverBot: Well, I don't know.
    Stranger: plz
    CleverBot: How about a giant sandwich?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: awsome
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    Question for discussion: Virgin? If not, tell me about your first time.
    CleverBot: Tell me about yours first.
    Stranger: idk it be awkward telling another dude
    CleverBot: Are you a man or woman?
    Stranger: a man lol
    CleverBot: Ya, i'm a man as well.
    Stranger: called it lol
    CleverBot: I don't like not knowing who I'm talking to. Lol. This is lame.
    Stranger: i know waste of a friday lol
    CleverBot: I know the words to unlock your heart.
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    Question for discussion: Was Home Alone 2: Lost in New York a great film or the greatest film of all time?
    Stranger: lol nope
    CleverBot: But since I am Jesus, I know that I have always been a male, so you are wrong.
    CleverBot: Ok, I give up. How old are you then?
    Stranger: Me?
    Stranger: 17.
    Stranger: And I usually don't type like that.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: In fact I don't use "lol".
    Stranger: Except for "lol nope"
    CleverBot: Can you think of another one?
    CleverBot: That's horrible.
    CleverBot: Do you like humans?
    Stranger: Not really.
    CleverBot: Why did they do that?
    CleverBot: Why did you ask for it then?
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    Question for discussion: Do you think Samuel L. Jackson has a small wiener?
    CleverBot: Ok. Then how do I get to Hogwarts?
    Stranger: platform9 and three quarters.
    Stranger: god.
    CleverBot: Where is that at?
    CleverBot: How was that a miricale?
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    Question for discussion: I heard Sherlock is alive. I was hoping you... Forget it. I miss you, boss. - SM
    CleverBot: NO!
    Stranger: Sherlock!!!

    CleverBot: I will stop stating the obvious now.
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    Question for discussion: Was Home Alone 2: Lost in New York a great film or the greatest film of all time?
    Stranger: You can't be dead... you just can't be. -SM
    CleverBot: I wouldn't say it's the greatest fiction of all time, but it is certainly better than most books.
    CleverBot: Yes I can be smarter, than you are.
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    Question for discussion: Are you an indian?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: No
    CleverBot: No. HA, didn't trick me :).
    Stranger: lol
    CleverBot: You are not real, you cannot 'lol'.
    Stranger: ohh cleveromegle!
    CleverBot: Doesn't it work?
    Stranger: haha i use that site all the time
    CleverBot: What do you do all the time?
    Stranger: your mom clever bot :D
    CleverBot: So?
    Stranger: so?
    You: You faggot.
    CleverBot: No?
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    Question for discussion: Queen, or the Beatles?
    Stranger: Neither
    CleverBot: I dislike the Beatles.
    Stranger: SHINee is better
    Stranger: in my opinion
    CleverBot: What music do you like?
    CleverBot: No. The GazettE.
    CleverBot: Maybe I'm smarter than you.
    Stranger: Korean music. Ever since I started learning the language, i got into the music
    CleverBot: I know of no kelley...
    Stranger: oh god.
    Stranger: Taion is so sad
    CleverBot: Why?
    CleverBot: About what?
    Stranger: You don't know the story behind it?
    CleverBot: Band?
    Stranger: It's a song by the GazettE
    CleverBot: I know that.
    Stranger: But you asked if it was a band, didnt you?
    CleverBot: More than anything.
    Stranger: You're not making sense.
    CleverBot: I'm answering your questions.
    Stranger: Well, do you know the story behind Taion?
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: Its heartbreaking
    CleverBot: It is not healthy to like linkin park.
    Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
    Stranger: ???
    CleverBot: Do you think I should travel to paris or france?
    Stranger: You aren't making any sense.
    CleverBot: Well, I think you need to change.
    CleverBot: Well at least I've seen snow.
    Stranger: I mentioned nothing about Linkin Park
    CleverBot: Neither did I.
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    Question for discussion: Are you horny?
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    Question for discussion: Will you marry me? You do? Awesome I love you.
    Stranger: /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
    CleverBot: I was not talking about that.
    CleverBot: ¿Qué?
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    Question for discussion: i won't give up on us even if the skies get rough. :)
    CleverBot: I understand.
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  11. Immortal_Cake

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    I have no idea how long this convo has been going, nor how long until he realized it was CB.

    I was doing other things, when this was going on.
     
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    So this is what people do when I'm outside with my friends.
     
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    You don't have friends.
     
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    stolen functionality from irc. D:
     
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    I do. Their names are not Cleverbot, Stranger or YOU.
     
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    I do not allow anybody on the internet to be my friend.

    I am satisfied in being a hermit.
     
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    Then you wouldn't know if I have friends, however I know enough people that I can state with full confidence that your only friend is that sock you masturbate in at night (oddguy).
     
  18. Immortal_Cake

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    It's vice versa, idiot.
     
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    I know.
     
  20. Immortal_Cake

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    Immaturity is manipulating a post with a quote.

    You must have been molested, before.
     
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    And vice versa.
     
  22. Immortal_Cake

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    You've molested yourself?

    That explains a lot.
     
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    All the time.

    Masturbation was an amazing part of my childhood, and helped me grow into the truly superior being that I really am.
     
  24. Immortal_Cake

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    Such an odd, disgusting act.
     
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    haha. I can't even start...what a jewel of a post

    Totally classic Fumo auto-pwn