Civil war in Malawi because of Vampires and Black Panther movie

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    Thanks to Disney's black panther moive, we could see a black on black civil war or genocide in Malawi in the name of killing vampires, they believe Wakanda is real and is using its cloaking technology to harbor vampires.

    Locals and tourists in Malawi are getting killed for being suspected of being vampires helpers

    Large populations of Malawians don’t turn to law enforcement because they believe government officials are taking bribes from vampires

    Vampre scare returns after the Black panther came out because now local believe the vampires haven’t been found yet because of wakanda cloaking technology

    Malawians believe vampires and wakanda are real

    Malawi Government officials now fear the rise of anti-vampire militias will become a national security threat

    UN HAS PULLED OUT OF MALAWI OVER "VAMPIRE SCARE"

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...scare-prompts-UN-pullout-southern-Malawi.html

    Wakandan techo wizards.



    WAKANDA FOREVER
     
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    But do we actually know there aren't vampires there?
     
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    Shit we need to start tricking more african countries into brutal civil wars with Wurl Stah Wakanda. Blame everything on dat mothafukkin invisibilizing sheeeit and the whole continent could be completely nigger free in a few decades.
     
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    I wondered how africans themselves would react to the WE WUZ version of history.
    At least Malawians arrived to the conclusion that Wakanda and its technological marvels being sheltered from the rest of the continent isn't exactly a token of a noble intent. :preston:

    Also, /pol/'s roundup of the event.
     
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    I've never heard of vampires in Malawi, most of them live in Israel, New York, and Cali.
     
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    Looks like some people in Malawi watched another black superhero film too....
     
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    lol they do believe in d̶u̶m̶b̶ very dumb shit but somehow they won't buy the new gender expressions dictatorship
     
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    Let's be honest, most people probably haven't heard of a country as insignificant as Malawi to begin with.
     
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    And it's not just the vampire thing. In many places in Africa infants and children get killed because they are labeled sorcerers or witches.

    If there is anything unusual about an infant (physical traits, the way it was delivered at birth, the way it speaks, etc), some adult will take it in the forest and smash it on a tree.

    I saw this in a documentary 10 years ago on public broadcast.

    Now in this mass-immigration age, the public TV in Canada would never air this doc again.

    https://www.unicef.org/wcaro/wcaro_children-accused-of-witchcraft-in-Africa.pdf
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchcraft_accusations_against_children_in_Africa
     
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    No where in the report does it say the children are cleared of the charges. FAKE NEWS
     
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    I once took a literature class in high school where one of the stories was about a tribe of space niggers in a space reservation fighting tha powah so they can keep their rights to kill babies that were born as twins. In the end the hero outsmarts the establishment by doing jack shit and telling them to leave everyone alone. Obviously it’s not real but it was kind of interesting in a bizarre sort of way. I think it was even written by a white guy, so maybe the whole thing was a joke, but apparently it won awards or whatever.
     
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