Civil war in Malawi because of Vampires and Black Panther movie

But do we actually know there aren't vampires there?

 

Shit we need to start tricking more african countries into brutal civil wars with Wurl Stah Wakanda. Blame everything on dat mothafukkin invisibilizing sheeeit and the whole continent could be completely nigger free in a few decades.

 

I wondered how africans themselves would react to the WE WUZ version of history.
At least Malawians arrived to the conclusion that Wakanda and its technological marvels being sheltered from the rest of the continent isn't exactly a token of a noble intent.

Also, /pol/'s roundup of the event.

 

I've never heard of vampires in Malawi, most of them live in Israel, New York, and Cali.

 

And New Orleans.

If Anne Rice wasn't lying to me....

 

Looks like some people in Malawi watched another black superhero film too....

 

I'm waiting for someone to break out a flattened Maytag freezer box n do some sick break dancing moves there.

 

haha @ niggers amirite fellas?

 

Even in the hole, @zaiger is influential

 

Pretty sure they'd get around to it soon enough without any outside stimulus.

 

that's a woman

 

How dare you assume xeir gender

 

lol they do believe in d̶u̶m̶b̶ very dumb shit but somehow they won't buy the new gender expressions dictatorship

 

Let's be honest, most people probably haven't heard of a country as insignificant as Malawi to begin with.

 

And it's not just the vampire thing. In many places in Africa infants and children get killed because they are labeled sorcerers or witches.

If there is anything unusual about an infant (physical traits, the way it was delivered at birth, the way it speaks, etc), some adult will take it in the forest and smash it on a tree.

I saw this in a documentary 10 years ago on public broadcast.

Now in this mass-immigration age, the public TV in Canada would never air this doc again.

https://www.unicef.org/wcaro/wcaro_children-accused-of-witchcraft-in-Africa.pdf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchcraft_accusations_against_children_in_Africa

 

Let's hope a new Blade movie comes out soon.

 

No where in the report does it say the children are cleared of the charges. FAKE NEWS

 

They didn't earn their collective IQ of 65 for nutthin'!

 

I once took a literature class in high school where one of the stories was about a tribe of space niggers in a space reservation fighting tha powah so they can keep their rights to kill babies that were born as twins. In the end the hero outsmarts the establishment by doing jack shit and telling them to leave everyone alone. Obviously it’s not real but it was kind of interesting in a bizarre sort of way. I think it was even written by a white guy, so maybe the whole thing was a joke, but apparently it won awards or whatever.

 

''high school'' ?

 

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=07e_1461891901

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=c3e_1456934362

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_4vt3ztv0/

 

There's a book in Skyrim that contains all this.

 

@Groyper Supreme I don't think I was capable of reproducing at age 3; that's the oldest I could've been to have conceived a child who has already been through some of high school. Why do you think @ziril is related to me specifically as my son, when it would make more sense for him to be my cousin or long-lost twin or something?