Chronicles of the Gays

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by CastleBravo, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. CastleBravo

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    Ediot

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    Sup EDF.

    Me and another asshole decided to turn our sick fuck gay jokes into actual Dirty Potter-like stories, mind you written, in fact we draw somewhat from Dirty Potter in characters and locations. If you like fucked up gay jokes involving Robotnik, hipsters, fat faggots, shit monsters, facehuggers and goatse monsters, this is your thing. We put this abominable shit on a fanfiction account for everyone to read, it's called "Chronicles of the Gays". I advise you read them in order to understand the later gags.

    Here is this shit:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4285455/patheticneckbeard

    You might've seen some of these stories' earlier versions on ED if you lurked deep enough. Those were also written by me, so don't be surprised if you recognised it.

    Happy wanking.
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Nobody cares.
     
  3. uberfukken

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    look like an intro post to me

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    moved
     
  4. CastleBravo

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    Ediot

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    You're right, I'll delete everything right now and then I'll go become an hero with a condom while filming it and posting it on YouTube. Dunno how I'll do the last part, but I'll solve it.

    I wasn't planning on introducing, nothing much besides my "work". Though I guess that shit does that for me.
     
  5. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Hi there, great work but you put it in the wrong place.
    You should try 9gag...EDF isn't equipped to handle this level of quality.

    Anyway best of luck with your HS knock off
     
  6. Harpoons

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    Goodness, what a quirky little fellow you are!

    Yeah, you're a faggot, you can't write for shit, your sarky-submissive little retort was about as well thought out as your worthless, autism ridden stories, and you have absolutely fuckall to offer the world. Why don't you actually take your own advice and go inhale a condom off an old man's cock.
     
  7. CastleBravo

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    Ediot

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    Not like I want to please anyone, but actually my choice was to inhale that condom from Sarah Palin's vagina and choke on that. My execution of this momentous act can't be perfect it until I get her to lend a hand though, so wish me good luck with that.
     
  8. uberfukken

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    why do you think i fucking care?
     
  9. Sugar Bombs

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    OP has a diminished frontal lobe and a tiny penis
     
  10. lulzbomb

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    Another faggot OP? really?
     
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  12. Kenneth

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    Daddy look what I made

    I'm not your father your 24 get out of my house

    But it's macaroni ;_;
     
  13. Ronny

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    1346957608795.
     
  14. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :nyan: