Christopher Jordan Dorner

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    tl;dr?

    Okay.
    Crazy army/police negro is fired from the police for making shit up about his boss.
    He goes crazy, write a manifesto on facebook where he says he will kill everyone who is responsible for him losing his job and goes off to do just that.

    He shoots his lawyer's daughter and her fiance because he blamed him for loosing his case, and now intends to kill his entire family. Then he kills a bunch of cops. The cops shot too unrelated women by mistake because they had the same car as Dorner, and shot at another unrelated guy with the same car.

    Massive manhunt.
    Party time.

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    A short version of this article-
    http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/02/christopher-jordan-dorner-lapd-manifesto-monica-quan/

    4chan and the likes make support groups for him-
    https://www.facebook.com/ChristopherJordanDornerArebel?ref=ts&fref=ts
    There are like 50 of these now.
     
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    Police Scanner bitly: /WynwDE
    Police Codes bitly: ulgufy

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    Although, this nigga is offing people, and that in general aint cool, I respect this nigga for going after hard targets.

    Welcome change from the usual gun crazy nut entering kiddie nurseries and shooting kiddies up. Fuck that shit

    Where did the learn to do that? Did he watch too mutch GTA?
    Time to ban GTA?
    I think this nigga is sending the coppers into a chimpout. They seem to be going apeshit and shooting everything in sight
     
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    Agree, instead of shooting kids like an Emo brat he's taking it to the man.

    I was going to post this, but was waiting for the body count to increase.

    Also I don't think he made anything up, he provided the audio tape of the suspect being kicked. It appears he was fired for ratting out his fellow officer's abuse. If that is the case, I have no sympathy for the LAPD which brought this on themselves.

    PS: Navy ranks are fucking gay, and it's gay to pin an LAPD badge on your BDU. Also see my sig for reenactment of shooting.
     
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    He's a Lieutenant, my good man. Kind of bog standard across all branches of military. Now for my prior enlisted ass, I can understand that being a PETTY officer 2nd Class is kinda gay. Fuck, Naval enlisted rank is dumb as shit:

    E1: Seaman Recruit
    E2: Seaman Apprentice
    E3: Seaman
    E4: Petty Officer 3rd Class
    E5: Petty Officer 2nd Class <------- what I left as after 9 years :(
    E6: Petty Officer 1st Class
    E7: Chief Petty Officer
    E8: Senior Chief Petty Officer
    E9: Master Chief Petty Officer

    No kind of imagination in ranking names, lol.
     
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    Looks like he graduated from the academy of BUFF NIGGA SHIT.
     
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    inb4 killed by the cops
     
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    Already saw this movie.

    (Also, the story about LAPD officer kicking a schizoid having a seizure on the sidewalk isn't that unbelievable. Actually, I'd be more surprised if it was false.)
     
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    After reading the story a few times, I kinda feel for the guy.
     
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    Seriously was he telling the truth about the beating? That's kind of important, something tells me it would distract from the narrative they want to sell.
     
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    Does the fact they shot up a car of innocent people rather than verifying it was him make you think it was more true or less true?

    As for me, my mind is made up. Please refer to hilarious joke:

    The CIA, the FBI and the LAPD are in an argument over who is most effective. The president has had enough of their shit and orders them all to show up at the same woods. They are tasked to retrieve a single white rabbit apiece.

    The CIA launches a satellite. 3 weeks later they go in and come out with dead rabbit with no marks on its body.

    The FBI goes in with a SWAT team, shoots every animal they see, and comes out with a patch of white fur half a day later.

    The LAPD goes in and one hour later they are dragging out a bear. The bear keeps yelling "I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
     
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    The Christopher Jordan Dorner Story: Snitches get Stitches? Lol, Come at me Bitches.
    or The lil' Pig that Nigged
     
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    I felt like I was reading a The Member Formerly Known As Baya post.
     
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    He had me going, until the choking thing. And then going on and and on. I didn't bother to read it. An innocent guy would have cut it short. The rest felt like rationalization.

    I fucking hate the LAPD. I think they're pricks. I think his boss did put the boot in some poor hobo who was off his rocker. I also think this guy's a loon.
     
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    I read the first two paragraphs and then when I looked at my scrollbar and saw I was 5% complete it was pure "fuck this shit"

    Police brutality is pretty common here so I don't understand what all the fuss is about.
     
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    Always a good idea

    Meanwhile, in related news
    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/torrance-shooting.html
    Dorner manhunt: Police fired at carriers without warning, lawyer says

    The newspaper carriers fired upon by Los Angeles police during a manhunt for a fugitive ex-officer received "no commands, no instructions and no opportunity to surrender," their attorney said.

    Awesome Work LAPD

    This all obviously started with this violent chimpout by this ex cop nigga but what we are witnessing is an even bigger chimpout by the LAPD. This nigga appears to have turned the LAPD into a nervous wreck now. At this rate, how long before a brony gets caught up and mowed down in the crossfire?

    Methinks the body count has a huge chance of increasing before this is over
    Dorner is the recipient of the following military awards:[5]
    [​IMG] National Defense Service Medal
    [​IMG] Iraq Campaign Medal
    [​IMG] Global War on Terrorism Service Medal<--This cracks me up big time
    [​IMG] Navy Sea Service Deployment Ribbon
    [​IMG] Navy and Marine Corps Overseas Service Ribbon
    [​IMG] Armed Forces Reserve Medal with "M" device
    [​IMG] Navy Rifle Marksmanship Ribbon
    [​IMG] Navy Expert Pistol Shot Medal
     
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    Holy shit he's gonna kill 30 cops before this is over.
     
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    Pathetic, I had more medals in 4 years.

    It's funny how the USAF and Navy have marksman medals, I don't think the other services do.

    EDIT: Its really funny how the fucking Navy has separate medals for each type. In the Air Force we have ONE marksman ribbon and you get a star device for multiple types.
     
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    Kinda reminds me of this guy

    Black-guy.

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    The LAPD has a wide variety of medals for their esteemed and professional law enforcement agents

    donuts.

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