Christian Weston Chandler Arrested

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  1. boyvinyl

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    no word yet on whether or not this guy will be his cell mate:

     
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    If this is true, I'm going to laugh so hard.
     
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    from what i've heard, it is indeed true, and he's being charged with trespassing, assault and battery, and leaving the scene of a car accident, last two of which are felonies

    won't know more until tomorrow (Nov. 7th) though when he's supposedly going to be appearing in court

    correction: it's not assault and batter, just assault, which is a misdemeanor. but he is still charged with leaving the scene of a car accident, which is a class 5 felony in VA
     
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    Of course it's fake. Him driving would imply that he goes outside, and that we all know is false.
     
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    Oh wow that is like...

    Uh wat.

    Huh.
     
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    Holy shit a felony. He's in big trouble.

    This means Sonichu 12# will be delayed even more. Damn it.
     
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    Why are we all still interested in this retard? he's like SO 2006.
     
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    He is an autistic disabled retard, they're not going to go hard on him. They will probably put him on probation and make him see a psychologist.
     
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    Way to ruin the fun with reality. However, you are correct. I see no real punishment in his future.
     
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    I don't think it's even possible to put him in Fed Prison, or State. But I hear the nutty institutes of Virgina are just like the ones from the one who flew over the cuckoos nest.
     
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    Damn, a felony already. Pretty hardcore Chris
     
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    Was he in drag when he was arrested?
     
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    Idk about that. This is like the 3rd time he's had the cops called on him for stalking the game place isn't it? They must be sick of it by now.
     
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    Yeah, but this time he went full retard.
     
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    give em the firing squad.
     
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    He won't be a virgin with rage much longer! :D
     
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    Is that what happened?
     
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    Chris is so 2006? But he didn't appear till 2007 on 4chandler

    I was waiting for an updTe on this, now we get one and he is now getting latent discipline?
    Damn those damn jerkops!

    In real world perspective, cops are cops, they have a job to do and they get allot of abuse for doing it, so in turn they become abusive.
     
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    shut up, queer.
     
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    Looool. I hope he gets raped. Though, I can see them going way too easy on him.
     
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    But then he'd lose his virginity.
     
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    NO U


    Most of the time, cops in places like Bali,Brazil, Mexico, south america are useless, and corrupted, more often than not if there is a drug gang, the local cartel will have bribed them out.

    Sublime, get real, nobody wants to stick it in Chans pooper, the guy shits himself all the time due to "stress" if the initial shit leak from being imminently raped doesn't put them off, the shit flood that follows and belches out around the offenders cock and onto their clothes will, nobody wants chris' shit on them or Anywhere near them.


     
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    that was way to informative about chans bowel behavior.
     
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    I'm sure none of the guys in jail know about Chris-chan. It's possible that one of them will at least attempt to rape him before learning anything unpleasant about him.

    Edit: reread your post - nvm, it's probably impossible. But I can dream, can't I?

    That would be good for him! :)
     
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    The more you know.

    It's no secret, if you goto his cwcki you will find even greater detail.
     
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