ChrisChan its your birthday, Happy Birthday ChrisChan!

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    Good morning to you on chrischan love day 2012, Today it is 30 years since the original creator of sonichu was born and chris becomes more of a tranny faggot every day
     
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    I always have such an excellent time watching this retard suffer. Aspergling motherfucker seems to really make his own gravy...
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    it's your birthday! hay, mellow color!

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    happy b-day chrischan, thanks for providing entertainment on slow nights
     
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    I find this thread terribly sexy
     
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    I think this will be CWC's last birthday as a free man Tomgirl, and all others will be in a group home or mental hospital IF he doesn't an-hero.

    Assuming that political correctness hasn't banned birthdays for wards of the Commonwealth of Virginia or that he doesn't go into a Jehovah's Witness-run group home, his future birthdays and Christmases will probably involve one piece of E- or T-rated vidya, one manga or one Wal-Mart discount rack CD of shitty remake pop songs, a plastic-wrapped Little Debbie single-serve cake given to him by staff, and a secular, generic card straight out of Dollar Tree, with no visits or phone calls from Snorlax and Rocky.

    We can look forward to Dr. Music facing something similar too.

    That said...

    Happy birthday, Chris-chan.

    Best wishes of institutionalization,
    Chris "78magnumXE" Marek
     
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    Have we ever found out whether he ended in jail or not?
     
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    One day Chris will find a Black man to take him into womanhood.
    Because niggers will fuck anything.
     
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    He and Barbara were bailed out a few hours after the arrest, they got the hearing postponed twice, and the next one is in April.

    Methinks Snorlax will get probation that will have to be served in an eldercare facility, Chris-chan will be institutionalized, and 21 Branchland Court & its entire contents will be auctioned off to pay the settlement in Snyder's civil case. If there's an auction, I'm seriously planning on bidding on Bob's Jaguar that's been sitting in the shed for 20 years. Honest injun.
     
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    Wait, i thought only Chris fucked up, why is Barbara in the shit too?
     
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    ^She ran some dude down as they made their escape.

    Is it cherry or jalopy?
     
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    As far as I've seen from the house tour video, it's a white 70s or 80s XJS that was probably parked due to an engine problem. It looks OK for an English car that's been parked for 20 years, *if* I do buy it, I'll be getting it running/driving again and getting a Sonichu vanity plate.
     
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    Barbara allegedly assaulted a police officer while either trying to defend herself or trying to protect Chris, and was an accomplice on Chris trying to run down Snyder. They are confirmed to own an old beat-up blue Aerostar van from one of the videos Chris made, so the allegation about a van being used and not Son-Chu is debunked. Not to mention that if Snyder had been hit, Aerostars are made of very heavy metal, and I've seen people who have been hit by them, the injuries are not pretty.

    tl;dr: Snorlax was in on it too, and Snyder got off lucky if he did really get hit by the van.
     
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    Shows that Snorlax might just be fucked in the head too. You'd think that any Southerner who was raised in the late Jim Crow era would know not to fuck with the cops unless they were completely retarded, and Barb is slightly smarter than Chris is.
     
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    Given the quality of their house, I have doubts that the Jaguar has fared any better.
     
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    If nothing else, I could tear it apart and sell parts off of it. I did that with a Mercedes 300SEL in similar shape about 10 years ago...
     
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    Now that I get to thinking, it has been hidden in a shed for years. Maybe it's the only thing Bob truly treasured and he didn't allow his hoarding to screw it up. Kinda straddling the line...it could either be fucked up like a football bat, or MAYBE it's totally pristine.

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    If it's pristine, I wouldn't count on it going for cheap. You should hope for something in between so you can still get it for a cool price.

    But where are my manners;
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISIE PIE

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    The Jag looks like a 70s or 80s model year, and assuming that the body, wheels, glass and interior are good or repairable, most of the other work would be fairly easy. I wouldn't pay more than $1500 for it considering how far it would have to be transported and the possible extent of work needed.

    And Chris-chan, if you're reading this (and I'm sure you are), I hope you enjoyed your birthday, since this will probably be your last b'day as a free tomgirl.
     
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    AFAIK about all he truly cared for in life as far as material possessions were his guns, his diplomas, the Jag and his BMW roadster. I'm guessing that Barb sold the Bimmer a long while before Bob's death to help pay for his medical bills since it isn't visible in recent vidyas and pics, but being an English-made car, the Jag was probably parked in the shed due to the air suspension, the wiring or the fuel system and left there when no mechanics could be found to fix it.
     
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    Maybe he was hiding it from Chris?
     
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    Could be. The tomgirl has had a driver's license for years despite being a terrible driver, and I'm sure Bob didn't want Chris driving the Jaguar.
     
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    Oh shit, of course. That's definitely why he's been hiding it. Jaguar is a fucking sex symbol, if Chris got his fingers on it, he'd plaster it with retarded sonichu references and retarded bumper stickers.
     
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    Well, get ready, because since Bob's gone, the manbabby might finally halt the laziness to go exploring for a while. And there will be one more Jaggy lost to an idiot.
     
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    Agreed. And I'm sure Chris has no idea how to make something with such complex engineering and that Bob parked when he was in 6th grade or thereabouts run again. It would probably roll out of the shed and crush him after he opened the shed door, undid the parking brake, and walked behind it to pick up his DS3, Sonichu medallion and McDonald's sweet tea that he left outside.