I thought the Phillipines were near New Zealand. This explains why all the fucking call centres are still working.
Unfortunately not. If you call any Australian bank/telco/fish & chip shop, you get put through to either an Indian or Phillipino call centre full of fucks called "John" or "Derek" who can't fucking speak english for shit and are guaranteed to fuck the living shit out of whatever they touch. But if screaming "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER" into the phone counts as sex, then yes, phone sexytimes.
oh god, call center people. They're the worst. Cringe-inducing English accents. Blows all of their monthly jewgold on Apple crap lots of gay sex and AIDS, so I heard.
At least Australia and the flips are in the same ball park. Whenever you need some phone assistance in the US, your calls goes straight to fucking Inda where some dude named Punjab introduces himself as Steve and is "veri eeger to hghelp yu wud yor prooblem".