Chopstick pickpocket gang

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  1. Harpoons

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    Fissure of Man

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    If I found out I'd been robbed by someone using a pair of chopsticks, I wouldn't even mind. They pretty much deserve anything they manage to steal.
     
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    I agree. This is the asian equivalent of me robbing you with a spork.
     
  3. Regi

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    excuse me miss,what color is your underwear ?
     
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    They can sharpen them and jab them into your eye or into your rib. Fucking hurts like hell, man
     
  5. Harpoons

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    If I caught someone trying to rob me with a spork I'd just go ahead and give them my wallet.
     
  6. Khanzer

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    Awesome skill, I'm good using chopsticks but I will never able to do that, or maybe I can brb practicing.
     
  7. ge5undhe17

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    remember to dual wield. Might come in handy

    One for attack, one for defense
     
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    Genius! thanks.
     
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    Lol for real? I'm totally gonna rob you with a spork
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    What's next? Double chopsticks?
     
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    Chopsticks have always been used in pairs. What's next would be nunchuck chopsticks
     
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    I meant chopsticks facing outwardly but stuck together at the base.