choose your own mint-scented adventure

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  1. minty

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    alright, so i said i'd do this in ilj's ama thread, and here it is...
    for the story i'll take the first person to pick each reply in the initial post. that person will then be the only person to pick choices in their reply posts for each path, so if you're not gonna stick around for the rest of your story, do not reply with a choice at all
    i promised @Bottom Feeder a story a bit back n then proceeded to have writer's block for a long time, so one story path option is left for him regardless.


    first post:
    You feel cold. You open your eyes and try to focus them. The ceiling above you appears to be made from concrete and has a single lit bulb dangling on a chain from it. You try to move but you can't. Your arms have been tied at the wrists above your head. You try to scream but your mouth is gagged. Your ankles are tied as well. You are completely naked apart from the rope and the table you are laying on feels like metal.
    The room you're in is small. A single door is visible in the small gap between your feet. The wall to your right has shackles and a row of whips in varying sizes. To your left, a swing with fuzzy cuffs attached hangs. You tilt your head to look up to the back wall and see a table of dildos that would put your manhood to shame even if you weren't already cold. Your butthole tightens and your heart beats faster as you hear the doorknob start turning.
    In walks a small Asian woman with a video camera on a tripod. She's wearing nothing but a red swastika armband and a matching Death's Head cap. Your cock twitches slightly in anticipation even though you're still frightened. You try to ask for your freedom but all that comes out is a muffled "MMFFF FFMFMFF."
    "Nani sore?" She says followed by a giggle.
    She sets up the camera to your left and you start to panic and struggle. The first thought to hit you as you try to pull your hands free is "Fuck! I'm gonna end up on the internet!" The second is "This can't happen I'm cold everyone is gonna think I have a babydick!" The tugging and pulling starts to give you rope burns around your wrists.
    The woman turns around and faces you. "Tanoshite kudasai!"
    "Oh god please no what the fuck does that mean?" Even the voice in your head starts to raise as your panic heightens.
    She sits on your chest with her ass right below your neck. Your heart is pounding now. She feels warm and her pubes tickle a little. You start to hear what kind of sounds like choking and a wave of confusion sweeps over you.
    "What the fuck is going on?"
    She lifts up. Her asshole is now aimed at your face and you can still hear choking and gagging.
    "No... please no"
    She unleashes warm, wet chunks of vomit on your dick and you can see her asshole start to pucker as she coughs and spits between heaves.
    "Please no please no please no fuck no please"
    A spray of warm liquid brown jets out and you don't have time to prepare yourself before it hits. It burns your eyes as it makes contact and some travels up your nose. A muffled scream emerges and you turn your head. Shit begins to stream into your ear.
    "PLEASE KILL ME FUCK"
    ........................................................
    You shoot upright and scream. You're at home. In your own bed. You put your face in your hands and wonder when you're going to stop having 'the dream.' You look at your clock. 4 in the morning.
    Do you:
    A. Go take a shower
    B. Go surf the internet
    C. Go for a walk
    D. Go back to sleep
     
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    With the dream still echoing in your head you turn your computer on and open two tabs. In one you log into EDF. In the second you google dream meanings. You scroll through the second tab, trying different keywords but find nothing in your dream search about women shitting on your face. Half the links end up being porn and the other half are for escort services. You give up, close the tab, and return to EDF. You have one new conversation in your inbox and 50 alerts. All the alerts are likes from a user you've never heard of and the conversation in your inbox is from the same person.
    When you open the convo it says you sound cute and attractive. The person likes the music you post and thinks you're insightful and bets that you're hot. You scroll down thinking it's a sock and then you see a time-stamped picture of a woman with long black hair and lips pouted in a duckface. You forgive the duckface because when you scroll down further she's topless and with titties at that size, face doesn't matter. You click the name and it says she's online right now.

    Do you:
    A. Post your dick in the convo and ask for tinychat
    B. Fap to yourself and log out
     
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    B was already chosen. pick another letter or gtfo
     
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    You get dressed and step outside. You and your thoughts wander aimlessly until your watch beeps. It's 5 am and you have no idea where you are. Nobody else is on the streets around you and it's still dark out. You turn around to start walking back in the direction you came from and you start to hear footsteps behind you. You turn around but you don't see anything. The sound gets closer and closer but you don't see anything. Eventually, a voice calls out to you.
    "Hey" the voice says.
    You look around and see nothing.
    "Over here" the voice beckons.
    You see a dark figure in an alley. The shape is average height and you're not sure if the voice is either male or female.
    "Follow me. I know where the party is" the voice calls. The shape turns and starts to walk further down the alley.

    Do you:
    A. Follow the shape
    B. Run like hell
     
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    F. A big breasted tranny appears :meow:
     
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    A. Party time :D
     
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    fite me irl
    get out of my thread, nigger
     
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    I'm not worthy.
     
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    You were obviously talking about trannies.
     
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    or fursuiters... or minotaurs
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    This should be interesting. :awesome:
     
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    Schnookums throws a punch.
    A. Cower in fear and swear obedience.
    B. Fall down and pretend to be unconscious.
    C. Jump on Schnookums and make out.
    D. All of the above, in the specific order
     
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    none of those apply to minty. you must be new here.
     
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    That's the whole point.
     
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    already picked... all initial post answers have been taken
    anybody wanting to engage in the thread wait til the next go around plzkthx
    all those who made it aboard keep all hands n penises inside the coaster it's gonna be a bumpy ride
     
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    fuck i missed FJH's posts, the hairy cunt.

    I shall cry and wank bide my time until the next round...
     
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    I pick the option that includes throwing all other adventurers off a cliff.
     
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    :D

    i was lured in by the promise of scat and short-lived oblivion, but now i'm excited and full of expectations.

    But the next adventure, my place is reserved for you, dearest fellow pervert. Or maybe we could both play a schizophreniac with a split-personality disorder. :D
     
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    Can't fault a guy for that.

    I eagerly await your inevitable crushing disappointment.
     
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    if you two really wanna take turns answering, that'll be fine. i guess

    next replies will be tomorrow
     
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    Me too. :awesome: I'm a herald of fail and i'm still fairly convinced i chose the best option. :D
     
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    I'm more than okay with that. :)
    @Scumhook
    Now we'll just have to figure out who'll be the transvestite psycho, who's obsessed with killing episcopal nuns and has cannibalistic tendencies, and who'll be the childlike rapist, who's also an extreme case of sociopath, sadist and a pyromaniac. :D
     
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    I'm already in your tomorrow.

    Get writing or I want my money back.