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Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Your name is TEXAS TURD and you are on the run from the CIA. There is a SIGN next to you and there's an INJUN VILLAGE in the distance. What will you do?

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  2. Harpoons

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    Take that shittily drawn gun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Thread over.
     
  3. Grapeluv

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    Walk over to those penises in the distance.
     
  4. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    As you approach the INJUN VILLAGE( Aka: a bunch of penis houses) you notice it has been pillaged by ESCAPED SLAVES. They have massacred the inhabitants.

    What shall you do?
     
  5. Grapeluv

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    Explode into a fantastic array of colors that melt niggers on contact.
     
  6. LoverBoy1997

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    Bribe the slaves with "DAT KFC NIGGA"
     
  7. Regi

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    wow, very talented artist
     
  8. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    You approach an ESCAPED SLAVE with a BUCKET OF KFC in your hands. The SLAVE seems happy that you are offering KFC to him, though you keep your hands on your GUN in case the SLAVE tries anything. As the SLAVE takes the KFC from you, he lowers his SHOTGUN.

    What will you do now?
     
  9. Regi

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    this is more annoying than ever......(for niggest)
     
  10. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Go away, Dynamic Entry.
     
  11. Regi

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    EDF Hero

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    what the heck?
     
  12. Regi

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    im not dynamic entry
     
  13. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Yes you are :I
     
  14. Regi

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    your argument is invalid
     
  15. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Shut up and contribute something to the game.
     
  16. Regi

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    what?i dont know if that piece of shit is a kind of game
     
  17. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Sigh

    Haven't you seen those kinds of threads before, then?
     
  18. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Shoot the nigger, take his shotgun.
     
  19. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I'm gonna take a shower. If nobody else suggests anything, I'll draw this.
     
  20. Regi

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    maybe it's because your shitty art sophie that i cant differences between black man and a pygmy
     
  21. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    You shoot the SLAVE and take his SHOTGUN. His friends are too busy raping INJUNS INDIANS to notice.

    What shall you do?
     
  22. Regi

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    that's pygmies not blacks
     
  23. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    same thing!
     
  24. Dynamic Entry

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    run into one of those huts, get on the computer, log into EDF and tell S4 his a dumb faggot for thinking im mr. jesus, then laugh at how much of a dipshit he is.
     
  25. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    too much stuff in one sentence. do something like "run into one of the penis-huts"
     
  26. Dynamic Entry

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    then i run into the hut
     
  27. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    some other people have to say something as well :I
     
  28. Dynamic Entry

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    stop being a faggot and do it.
     
  29. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    How about no?
     
  30. LoverBoy1997

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