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  1. 1. You become a little girl

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  2. 2. Your favorite breakfast waits for you every morning of your life

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  3. 3. You receive a million euro.

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  1. Da/v/e

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    1= Your life is reset to become an 11 year old female, you are born from the same parents, with the same genes, except that you are a girl version of yourself, but you will always be pretty (Pretty will be defined by the median concept of "Pretty girl" of everyone in a 20km radius from where you're born). Your past life will be erased, even from your memories. You start at your 11º birthday
    2= Every morning, a plate with a breakfast meal awaits you in a table, or the floor. The dish is magicaly provided if you don't have plates. It appears between 5 and 9 a.m. of whatever time zone you are in, but you must be just-awoken. The meal is the most enjoyable you can have of all meals possible, and it changes to suit your desires. You can't sell or share the meal, no one else can eat it.
    3= Pops in a bank account with your name, no questions asked (which means, no tax deductions, no investigations to find whether it's illegal, no bullshit. It belongs entirely to you) If impossible, in your pocket. If all else fails, in a check rolled in your asshole.
    It's time to choose, EDF.
     
  2. Dr. Rice

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    I would have gone with 1, but the erased memories would be a deal breaker. So I went with choice 3.
     
  3. Edgeworth

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    I love dick way too much to settle for a vagina.
     
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    That's like 1.4 million dollars, gonna have to take the money.
     
  5. Edgeworth

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    Yeah. But over a decade the breakfasts would win in value and practicality.
     
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    Your everyday breakfast would have to have a value of $383.56 to beat the cash in a decade.

    I also pick 3.
     
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    You're not accounting for inflation and rising food prices.
     
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    Still a super expensive breakfast each day regardless.
     
  9. Edgeworth

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    However. I'm arguing a straw man here by suggesting that the person who receives the million wouldn't reinvest it. Still. I like food.
     
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    I like breakfast.
     
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    I like money.
     
  12. Da/v/e

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    It's the most enjoyable meal possible. Could be anything in the world, and it'll definitely make you happy every single day. Having money on the other hand... let's say you reinvest and become a millionaire, waste your life in your business, have snobby little children, etc. etc. Nope. I take 2.
     
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    Spend the money on property, rent it out and use the income to have a gourmet chef prepare and deliver all of your meals. That would make me happy every single day.
     
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    I have to go for the money.
     
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    Money.
     
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    Why would anybody pick 1 or 2 when 3 can get you either?
     
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    Science has definitely reached the point where 1 million euros can get your memory erased and your brain shrunk and implanted into the skull of an 11 year old girl.
     
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    This man should be able to accommodate you.

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  19. Da/v/e

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    You're not considering the fact that money is an annoyance. Plus it could end up rolled in your asshole
     
  20. Doakes

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    I'm going with breakfast. That will save me a ton of money over my lifetime. Maybe it won't be a million dollars, but it sure will be a lot more convenient for me and save a lot of time.
     
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    I'd pick 1, and become the girl. Because, at 11, I'd marry a super rich guy and let him fuck me, thereby ensuring I get a ritzy meal not just for breakfast, but for lunch and dinner too. And when he pops my super young cherry, I run to the cops, crying rape, and extort him for all his money -- well over the 1-million Euros (which will be worthless very soon, when it falls through).
     
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    That's a good plan, but it relies on you becoming a pretty girl.
     
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    That would help - but it's not exactly necessary: men love to fuck underage pussy so much that face almost becomes irrelevant. I submit Jessie Slaughter as evidence, and a slew of Russian "dolls." My tighter-than-tight young twat would prove irresistible.
     
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    I'll take the money. You can never have enough hookers and blow.

    Just ask the Sheen man.
     
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    Not all men are like that, you know. And I doubt anybody powerful would risk it, unless they're utterly depraved. In which case how would you locate them?
     
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    THE WORLDS ELITE AT BOHEMIAN GROVE -- 99% of them there are GAY kid fuckers, mind you. But, like you yourself have said, "not all men are like that" -- but SOME are!! They're my meal ticket. Worse comes to worst, I could just wear a pair of over-alls, a baseball cap, and keep my hair short. Those Bohemian Grove pedos would be so busy fucking my ass and taking pictures that they'd never bother to check for a dick until it was too late. However it pans out, I'm set for life.
     
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    No 3. I'd have breakfast all day erry day, and have 50 little girls locked up in a dungeon, where I will throw in fully grown men to their doom. The girls will thread the mens' flesh off and enjoy sweet, sweet bloodlust.
     
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    Can I choose when my life resets to an 11 year old girl? Because I'd like to live out this one and see what happens; then just reincarnate myself right before I die.

    If I can't; then is the money tax exempt?

     
  29. Da/v/e

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    Your life resets at the moment you make a decision. You could wait out some 10, 20 years or till you had cancer, or got tired of living, but you risk being hit by a car and getting squat.
    The money isn't tax exempt, but no one knows it belongs to you, even in the bank, so they won't charge it right away.
     
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    I dont need money, i tend to agree with doakes on the fact that i can save money, and get something to eat in the mornings for once.

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE A 11 YEAR OLD JAILBAIT