Chinese Restaurants

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  1. messyjessie

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    Are open on American holidays. Great for all your emotional eating needs.

    Shandong Restaurant closes at 9:30pm
    Good world restaurant closes at 9:30pm
    Lucky Strike Restaurant closes at 10pm

    Lol Shan dong
     
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    Only Jews go to Chinese restaurants on Christmas.
     
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    I actually ate Chinese today. But I am a lone fuck who spends his holidays alone watching 90s Christmas sitcom specials.
     
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    There's never a wrong time for the buffet
     
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    going to chinese buffett for friends birthday. I'm gonna be one fat fucking bastard.
     
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    I went to a really good all you can eat Chinese restaurant in Birmingham (which is surprising because that city is a shithole) and I ate so much that I went past the painfully full feeling and just felt numb.
    It was a good time
     
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    Ding How or go home faggot.

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    Chinese buffets are like that one channel in the line up. You like it, but you wont watch it, until you are absolutely sick of everything else on. I like to drive to P'cola, because there are three elite level buffets:

    Chow Time: Really fucking good food, as long as you dont go after church. Also Hibachi bar.

    Great wall of China: Outside looks shitty, but they are pretty good, also the only place in P'cola that serves Cashew chicken (apparently no one else in the city likes it but me and my wife.)

    Kings Buffet: Huge buffet, but medium level food, what makes them great is that they dont wait until the pans empty to get out hot food.

    Shitty Buffets:

    Happy China: They were epic when they first open, but they removed alot from the buffet, and unless you get there right when they are open, enjoy your almost hot, old food.

    House of Cheong: Nothing. Literally, their buffet is the exact same as all the others, Except no Lo Mein, or Sweet and Sour chicken or pork.

    But I do love me some chinese food. Too bad my wife loves it more :(
     
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    I remember my couple of trips to Cosmo (UK Chinese restaurant chain)

    Going around and picking out all the juicy, unidentifiable foods and then happily chowing down made me feel those pig parents from Spirited Away.
     
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    Its hard to go to a buffet of any kind here in NY that has crab legs.....They grab the whole tray then fight like animals. Kind of kills the dinning experience to have a jew and a black dude arguing over it. Waiting for one or the other to pull the gun.

    Get a free partial meal though....
     
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    "Asian Buffet" right next door to me. Smells of gay Asian taints.
     
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    The great thing about chinese buffets is that they come out as fast as they go in.
     
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    Last time I had chinese food it made my shit smell of nothing. Seriously. NOTHING.
     
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    Isn't Chinese food made of garbage with cats and dogs? They just coat everything with sugar and MSG to hide the smell.
     
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    When someone open a chinese food restaurant the cats of that zone mysteriously dissapear and im not joking
    Why?
     
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    Most chinese restraunts in the US are shit, but i'll admit on average theyre a few steps above mexican restraunts.
     
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