Chinese News make BAD CALL with mushroom pocket pussy

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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Oh yeah, those brilliant chinks went and showed their intelligence at the uncovering of a rubber cunt. Check it out.


    THEY THINK IT'S A MAGIC MUSHROOM.

    FLAILING LOL

    Several sauces, none of none of which are too helpful.

    http://www.trendolizer.com/2012/06/...aginaanus-for-special-mushroom-subtitled.html
    http://www.brobible.com/life/video/china-fleshlight-not-special-mushroom
    http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/chi...i-mushroom-which-is-actually-a-rubber-vagina/

    Fucking morons.
     
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    LMGDAO! How can she keep a straight face? Goddamn, chinks why you so serious?
     
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    I think they legitimately didn't know WTF it was. They look all mesmerized and shit.
     
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    just like that mom on craiglist who sold her son's anal beads as a 'fancy bracelet'
     
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    IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF SUPER MARIO'S
     
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    That's fake.
    There is no way someone can mistake them for a bracelet, no matter how clueless and ignorant they are of sex toys, at most they might think it's some sort of weird piece of sport equipment or a dogs chew toy.
    But not a necklace.
    And if it's been used unless the mother had no smell receptors she would quickly know what it had been used for once she gets a whiff of the poo.

    anal beads tend to be coered with shit anyway.
     
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    I thought the Chinks were supposed to be smart.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    only in math.
     
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    So its just English, Fungus and fleshlights that have them flummoxed?
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    yup.
    pretty much.
     
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    They are in awe of something that some dirty ass rice farmer was cramming his dick into.
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Because they are chinese.
     
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    Sooner or later, they are probably going to put that in a new exhibit. The Sex Exhibit.
     
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    All hail the (rubber) vagina, giver of life, provider of sex!
     
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    and gay
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Actually that fleshlight is far too big for a chinaman, maybe there is merit to them being duped.