China is planning Eugenics program to select for intelligence in new generations of children

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    So China has finally made Eugenics a mainstream political issue. I want to give them mad props for that.
     
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    Joke's on the chinkwads. They are losing their manufacturing base. I know people who do business in china, and frankly they hate it, no one can trust anyone. Furthermore, it has become cheaper to open robotic factories in the US than in china, and cheaper to operate manned factories in vietnam than in china.

    The chinks are too busy tearing eachother's throats out to dominate SHIT.
     
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    A world overruled by Asians... I shudder at the thought.
     
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    they should be more concerned about their four inch dicks

    i wonder how much testing they'll need to get it right. i bet the first generation comes out with a third nipple.
     
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    Still, the only Chinese I need to know is
    Now I just got to capture one of them to read their stick writing.
     
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    What a fucking waste of time.

    In 5 generations, the little yellow cunts will still be killing themselves by playing vidya games for too long without going for a poo.
     
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    lol they always jerk themselves off thinking about way to make their children even bigger dorks fucking dumb chinks

    kinda miss the place though...
     
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    I thought china had a eugenics program already, it's called How to make a Country full of faggots in Less than a Century." So many of them abort girls in China they won't really have any other choice, the chinese female will become a thing of legend like eskimos.
     
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    This is the real yellow threat.
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    Yup, and now they have a real eugenics program!
    Maybe they will create a child who is a actual human being instead of a soulless bug person.
     
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    Chinese Eugenics: Choosing the yellowest of the yellow, pure Han, no Hakka/Mongol/Taiwanese island niggers/Southern chinese bullshit races. Pure, honky tonk Beijing chinese.

    But, there is one problem: actually trying to make two chinks mate with each other.

    But if they succeed, they'd have 1 million Lu Bu type people. Scary
     
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    You ever think that all these legendary Chinese heroes are only so legendary because they only fought other Chinese?
     
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    Knowing the quality of Chinese productions, we dont have to worry, since their modified offspring will look something like this
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    inb4 baby explodes prematurely
     
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    That first photo looks like a rubber doll some tartlet made
     
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    I am glad that China made eugenics a mainstream political issue.
     
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    intriguing....

    but where does the tentacle rape come in?
     
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    Tentacles will be a customized option.
     
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    Eh, all Chinese look the same so it wouldn't matter.
     
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    If you are eating GMOs, drinking fluoridated water, don't believe in Chemtrails, and not preparing for the happening in which the capitalist distribution system fails for a few years--you are already part of the Eugenics program.
     
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