China goes apeshit over Animeland

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    http://tvnz.co.nz/business-news/japan-s-purchase-disputed-islands-sparks-chinese-riots-5086548



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    as you can tell from this picture, the Chinese are rioting due to the fact the PS Vita has no gaems.
    http://imgur.com/a/Y7oIp
     
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    Silly Shina, why stop there?
    I'd give a 30% discount to customers who yell HAWAII ALSO BELONGS TO THE GLORIOUS PEOPLES REPUBLIC!
    I'd also throw in a 5% extra discount for all customers who do so while fellating the customer in line behind them.
     
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    What is so important about the Diaoyu Islands?
    Its 5 very small islands and 3 barren rocks.

    What the fuck?
     
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    Chinese are retards, also Japaneses too but at least they make cool stuffs like robots and games, chinesses only make cheap imitations stuffs.

    Lest nuke China!
     
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    same reason the chinese still don't acknowledge taiwan as it's own nation, because china believes anything they owned is still theirs no matter how hard people try to tell them no.
     
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    TL;DR Oil deposits and minerals.
    Of course ask the Japanese and it'll be 中共を叩きのめし、天皇陛下 万歳 ! etc.
     
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    China= Yeah you Japanese pigs, these Islands are ours now!
    *China sits and watches the Diaoyu Islands sink into the ocean*
    China= "That was so awesome."
     
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    I think they'd collect all the seagull feces to use as cooking oil before they let it sink away on them. Don't waste that shit.
     
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    Think this is gonna wind up into another Sino-Japanese war?
     
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    That's what the 右翼団体(right wing groups) in Japan want, of course they're all oldfags who idolise "The Heavenly Sovereign".
    All the rioting in China, though? Its pretty much all being drummed up by the CCP to create the illusion of mass patriotism and eagerness to fight Japan on the issue.

    One of the few things China's great at is suppression of public dissent, so the fact this is all going on unchecked and how its not being censored online over there is blatant proof of the fact its a manufactured riot. Police giving out shit to throw, etc.
     
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    I thought they only suppressed public dissent if it was dissent against China in some way?
     
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    The Chinese aren't a people who enjoy mobs of people setting fire to shit and injuring foreigners unlike what most Japanese right wing groups would have you believe. Heh.

    Apart from some of the boarder territories to the east and south, the Ministry of Public Security likes to keep shit locked down.
     
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    They like order... Explains why they still admire Mao Tse Tung, because he unified China and kept order and such.
     
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    Eh, just as many Chinese hate him as they love him.
    The CCP doesn't even play him up as much as you'd think they would. Talking about "Our good old friend Mao" is just as controversial in China regardless if its negative or positive outsicde of talking about history or whatever.

    Its not taboo, obviously, but it'd be like if you started praising Stalin in parts of Russia you'll get some supporters but you're going to upset a lot of them as well.
     
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    Ahhh, the more you know!
     
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    Don't you mean: [​IMG]
     
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    That too.
     
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    A bunch of sheep pushed by the Chinese government , and all this shit about a bunch of rocks, china will never let go this issue on peace because Japan is involved, they simple can't get over ww2 .
     
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    II think you have your percents wrong, which is silly because they are in english. Also that's REALLY inelegant mandarin.
     
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    Also I've been pondering something recently. If one, say America, wanted to go to war with China, one would do well to have the Japanese. Honestly China couldn't safely strike at the US mainland without completely subjugating Japan first, which is no easy task given their high industry, and although they only have the JSDF, they all desperately want to start conquering and raping China again.
     
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    Actually, the percentages are in Mandarin. The way discounts are written in Chinese 8.0 折 means discounted to 8/10 the original price which means its 20% off. I can see why that'd trip you up, though.
     
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    or maybe you're a homosexual.
     
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    How will the Americans compete with the robots, and shit China, and the wapanese will be fighting with?
     
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    I am uke with this.
     
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    China and Japan are both retarded to be fighting over this, seriously...
     
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    I agree.


    Japan should do the stronger thing and take no shit regardless of who deserves the blame.
     
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    I think by international law and their constitution they are prevented from acting aggressively unless the other side acts first, but that may have changed. However I don't think china should be getting anything with their human rights record, lol I would've put sanctions against them a long long time ago. Too bad that one guy wasn't allowed to nuke china during the korean war :(
     
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    That would be the infamous Article 9 you're talking about. Loathed by the hawks. Basically limits the JSDF to a lot of things, the only one of concern being ballistic missile capabilities. Japan still has the 7th best funded military, and the largest Asian blue water navy, so... not really something for the public to really worry about.
    l;dr Japan doesn't need an offence force anyways.