Chimpette Chimpouts on Bus, Gets a lesson in manners

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    Behold EDiots;. A disruptive urban youth chimpette being treated as an equal just like she asks for.

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    The day after a video of a bus driver in Cleveland giving a teenage girl an uppercut to the face went viral on the Internet, the Transit Authority announced it is investigating the incident and fired the driver.


    sauce: http://www.ibtimes.com/cleveland-bu...ivering-uppercut-teen-girl-viral-video-845411
     
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    I actually really like SRS

    As they rustle the countless neck beards of reddit, as if they were a howling gale slicing through a field of golden wheat.

    But unfortunately, they also take the stupid shit they say seriously.

    And when they're actually called on it, and they're forced to put up an actual argument.

    They'll either just put their fingers in their ears and chant "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR U" or give a gool ol' "LOL XD U MAD??? LE RUSTLE JIMMIES"

    So what I'm saying is that they're a gaggle of stupid cunts. And an absolute disgrace to feminism as a whole.

    But they're also pretty cool :GAYHAND:
     
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    Seconded.
    That bitch obviously throws a hard punch at first, where you can hear the sound of flesh striking flesh. Then does the whole "Im about to do it again" shit where she jumps around and does that fist in palm bullshit.WHILE THE FUCKING BUS IS MOVING.

    Not one person seems to recognize that she basically put everyone's lives on that bus and the lives of other driver's on the road in danger. What if he veers left into traffic and sideswipes a car and kills someone? That's what my first thought would be as the driver.

    Then those shitheads have the audacity to say she lightly pushed or slaps him, like it was some playful flirting.

    I hope that entire thread gets run over by a bus that veers out of control because some little bitch knocked the bus driver unconscious.


    Though it pisses me off even more that the driver got fired. That man deserves a fucking medal, a raise and a poster highlighting his ass whooping skills at every bus stop. If anything, that great man is singlehandedly improving the safety of the public transportation system.

    Dear fine sir: I appreciate your extraordinary service to the city of Cleveland.
     
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    Shanee, you're not allowed to post here.
     
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    Fucking seriously.

    @Stormtrooper @minty @preparationH @PerpetuallyAroused


    They fucking removed the YouTube video for violating the policy of "shocking and disgusting" content. A Bitch getting uppercuted is shocking and disgusting. Wow.
     
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    oh god wut?
    no
    just... no
     
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    This country is so fucking PC.
     
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    might as well show the president pulling out the first amendment and wiping his ass with it
     
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    Thank you. It's common fucking sense. I know that once a situation gets physical, I dun goofed, and consequences will never be the same. Owning a vadge doesn't give me carte blanche to slap a nigga.
     
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    You were right about the comments, I wanted to jam a pencil in my temple reading them. They actually say its ok for a woman to hit a man, but not a man hitting a woman. Unbelievable.

    Also this goes for kids too. I don't care if they are 10, they hit me, I'm drop kicking them.
     
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    how the hell is it okay to hit someone and not expect to get hit back?
    self defense... you are defending yourself from being some bitch's punching bag just because she thinks she can get away with bein' uppity cuz she has a vagina and society says it's not okay to hit her

    she can't keep hittin' you if you knock her out
     
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    spit on me bitch sounding like samual jackson
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    There's this thing about your posts Stormtrooper, where you kind of start to make a point, and then it gets lost under all of your stupid posturing. We get it, you're super white and super righteous and badass (and super lesbian) and super proud of that.​

    Problem is, you still come off as terribly uneducated.
     
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    What is uneducated about this post. And why don't you be specific and cite examples instead of making bald statements, who are you, Joe Biden?
     
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    stop being a faggot. u just mad she will nvr squat a fat loaf of shit piss on u like in yer dreams.
    gtfo
     
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    Man, riding the buses in America must be a hair raising experience.
    Forget going to a Sniper infested warzone in the Middle East, just get a bus in Philly.
    Same Danger, Same oppressive air of fear and desperation, you can buy a Philly Cheese Steak.
     
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    The guy in the orange vest wasn't doing his job. He should've demanded that she get back in her seat, and, if she persisted, forced her into the nearest seat, then kick her off the bus at the next stop while keeping her money. Taking someone's money while denying them service due to a breach on the consumer's end speaks much louder than a fist, and leaves a lingering butthurt in most cases. I doubt she could do anything about it, seeing as she's likely trash, and the legal system doesn't care about trash in so many cases.

    I wish they hired actual bouncer material for those buses.
     
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    I am in fact, Joe Biden's German grand-nephew.

    Also, bald statements are not a thing.
     
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    this makes me so proud to be from cleveland and so proud to be an rta rider.

    oh and also the rta is known as "route to africa"
     
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    bald [bɔːld]
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    In That Post: The Member Formerly Known As Baya shitposting somewhere on EDF, yet again. If you don't have anything particularly interesting to contribute, then don't post it, sand nigger. Your predilection for shitposting was the primary reason you were demodded, aside from you being a disgusting, paedophile sand nigger.
     
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    Of all the users who posted in this thread, including one that refers to African-Americans as chimps, you decided to have a beef with me? Really? Really?
     
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    You're a constant shitposter. Even your pseudo-intellectual threads that fill the first page and likely every page after that in religion and politics are really just huge shitposts when one takes in exactly what you said - which in most cases is exactly nothing.

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    Ouch. I guess I'll be the bigger only man here and walk away.
     
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