Children to be banned from blowing up balloons

Discussion in 'News' started by Emily, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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  2. TwoStar

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  3. Shlomo Bernitz

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    Fixed.
     
  4. CallMeMaggot

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    here all the kids blow up !
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    Oh Europe, how we laugh at you sometimes...
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    "The new rules are designed to protect children from the chance that a piece of the whistle could be swallowed and cause choking."

    The fuckers deprive us of some potentialy lulzy deaths

    *swallow...pi-pi-piii-piiiiiiiiiii-nggghhhnn
     
  8. Lloyd

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    Fuck those E.U. nazis. As a German, I'm particularly annoyed by them, because we could basically hold the EU hostage and force them to stop being such faggots by threatening to gtfo, but our government has not had any balls in some time.
     
  9. Web v1.0

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    Given the fact that A) UK doesn't really want to be a part of Europe B) she has herself spearheaded nanny state legislation C) there's something called "gold crusting" i.e. the member states enforces EUs rules harder than necessary (while blaming it on EU, the other) D) UK still got the worst mass media in the world, all categories - I'll take this with a grain of salt.
     
  10. Dildo Baggins

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    the reason your mass media is the worst is because its almost exclusively controlled by Rupert Murdoch
     
  11. tuxedoBirdee

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    decreasing Darwin Award competition
     
  12. Web v1.0

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    Oh, it's not mine. ;) Praise everything that can be praised that I live in Sweden and not UK. :cool: