Childhood regrets.

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Do you have a major childhood regret?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Do you have any? Like, serious ones. Share them! If it involves you murdering/raping/stealing somebody/something then all the better!
     
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    Befriending a kid named Josh when I was 5 or 6. Faggot tried to kill me with a gardening shovel and now I have an ugly scar to go with it.
     
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    Knocking my cousin out with a golf club. Greasy food+golf club with terrible grip+ mini golf+ him being behind me. still feels bad man.
     
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    I don't regret the things that have happened. They couldn't have happened in any other way.
    I only regret the things that could have been but weren't.

    For example; in my senior year of high school I joined the speech and debate team. My category was "After Dinner Speech", a humorous story with a serious undertone. I spent a good four months making the speech, and I thought it was pretty damn good.
    I went into district with it. There were three other kids competing besides me. The best two would go to state.
    I lost. I didn't just lose. I got last. The judges explanation? "We thought you had the funniest speech, but the message was just to cynical for us to let you win." That didn't help my cynicism at all.

    So I still went to state, but my new category was "Student Congress", which is a mock congress where we debate bills made by students. I gave three speeches. I didn't make it to finals. The judges comments on my speeches? "We thought you were really funny, you should have done an after dinner speech instead."

    So I've always regretted not winning district.
     
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    I had the wonderful idea of flooding my school's third floor bathroom. I don't really regret it, it was for the lulz.
     
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    I regrets no taking more of my time talking with my grandmother, I miss her so much.
     
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    I regret not killing all my classmates in elementary school cause if I did I'd probably be getting out by now
     
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