Child buried in Sonic Coffin.

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    Kettering Town FC and Sonic two things that were not pushed on him by his parents who are actually fans of Manchester United and Reading never having touched a video game in their life.
     
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    Going to the grave like a boss. I wish I had parents that would do something like this.
     
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    Well that was a depressing read.
     
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    The death of a Sonicfur in the making.
     
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    Depressing story, but I chuckled at the Sonic funeral flowers. Screw burying our beloved son with dignity, give him a coffin emblazoned with a faggot mascot with unlimited shitty games. Although this is a step up above Annabelle Lotus.
     
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    archaeologists are going to have so much fun uncovering burial sites from this era.

    i hope chris chan is buried in a gilded sonichu sarcophagus.
     
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    Almost as depressing as this:
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    Sad thing to be remembered for one's lack of taste in videogames.
     
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    If you could photoshop another one where there is nothing but the tits that would be great.
    cheers.
     
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    Those rape icons are perfects, look like that football scarf raped the kid.
     
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    They should of honored sonickid by pushing the coffin 25ft away as fast as they could to the hole yelling "gotta go fast!" "You're too slooow!" while playing this:
     
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    oh, how sad, i pray for the family
     
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    I hope my family buries me with a Pedobear plushie/coffin.
     
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    He was pushed.
     
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    That somehow tops that story about the guy who tried to steal a Game Boy Lite from a dead kid's casket.
     
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    Wait, what?

    I've been to a funeral where the deceased was displayed for viewing in a rent-a-casket, then cremated later, but that's not what this sounds like. They don't really bury ashes in a coffin. Did they bury the kid in the ghey coffin, or will they try to rent this out to some other poor schmucks later? Or did the parents take it home to put in his creepy shrine of a bedroom? Did they change their minds and opt for a Sonic urn later?
     
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    It makes be proud to be an Aussie, when a fellow Aussie's takeaway from a story about the death of a child is that he likes the mum's tits.
     
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