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Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Rev, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Rev

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    Rev annihilates you at chess. Post and I will link you to a game.
     
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    bitch u r going 2 get slapped by sekushi
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I think I saw this thread already somewhere... @tokumei
     
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    I got my ass kicked by a 7yo. I will annihilate you.
     
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    and suddenly I agree with Uberfukken about people cheating.
     
  8. CallMeMaggot

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    Wanna play Nim?

    [​IMG]

    I'll give u the starting hand, u move

    (Rules, if anybody don't know: Two players take turns removing any number of matches all from the same row. The player who removes the last marker loses.)
     
  9. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    RUN REV!
     
  10. Rev

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    itt: retards
     
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    Yeah, some of "them" can't play even a game on Nim...

    Maybe rock-scissor-paper is more on ur level?
     
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  13. Rev

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    lolk
     
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    A lot of "lolk" but I'm still waiting for ur move...

    Poser
     
  16. Rev

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    Nigga didn't you say you were going to kill yourself? Why haven't you done that yet?
     
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    I challenged u to a game of Nim for two reasons.

    1º I don't think you can handle Chess if you can't handle something enormously more simple, like Nim

    2º It's way more difficult to find a Nim software that a Chess one, so you couldn't cheat so easily

    Also, Nim games are very quick, which is a plus

    Why so afraid, Rev? Ur plan turned to shit?

    Now, make ur move or admit that u are made of pretentious fail

    inb4NoU
     
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    @Rev I challenge you to a fistfight, 1 on 1, no holding back, last man standing.
     
  20. Rev

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    I don't play Nim.

    nigga ill fuck u up i bench like 500
     
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    And it's beyond ur capabilities to even try, no surprise there

    lol
     
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    playing chess with edf users is like playing with a retarded person

    you make your move , go away 4 an hour , come back and the board is exactly the same as you left it
     
  24. Rev

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    Playing chess, inb4 you'd open up your pawn structure in such a manner as to allow a bishop or queen to annihilate it in the space of 10 moves or less. Retard.
     
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    Dude, we all realize u got a copy of Chessmaster and are really anxious to use it to boost ur USI
     
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    i stared at that trying to make sense of it for far longer than is healthy.
     
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    rev, u cant even twerk, ur arguments r invalid
     
  29. Rev

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    No, I just don't have enough people to play against.

    When did you start acting like such a faggot?
     
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    when he was exposed to your posts for too long